Have you ever ...

[Nonimus]

Moving swiftly along...

 

[gsdx]

I've done this before:

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But none of the other stuff.

Would you like me to make something up? I'm told I have a pretty good imagination.

 

[Nonimus]

Hoodie's just having a whine about the kinda stuff some people come out with and get off on.

 

[Franion]

Hoodie, pass that kutchie.

 

[Tongue_Me]

I'm not suprised really. I mean most people these days LOOK like they're inbred anyway and these comments just confirm it.

I'm off now to go and secrelty make sweet love to my aunt Mabel whilst filling in a questionnaire about how thick/unthick her meat is.

 

[Nonimus]

I'm not suprised really. I mean most people these days LOOK like they're inbred anyway and these comments just confirm it.

I'm off now to go and secrelty make sweet love to my aunt Mabel whilst filling in a questionnaire about how thick/unthick her meat is.

Pot-kettle-black.

 

[Spiff]

Wow, doing anything like that is begging for legal trouble. Having been on a jury for a gross sexual imposition case within a family, I know this could get real ugly real fast and destroy your life. Isn't there enough "stuff" out there without having to rely on your minor relatives to get your fix?

 

[Nonimus]

 

[gsdx]

I forgot to mention that, naturally, the "underage male relative" in question should be straight*; after all, who's really interested in having sex with a gay guy.

Oh! Why didn't you say so? That makes a big difference.

There was the time Kesoek dks;'t dsirhmd gldekekgse lemmemdfgnsg. He's straight and built like o doekst's geoffrty. And we reikekkdtjdm modyehhg dspflrt for three hours.

Hey! What's up with this! Censorship, I tell you! Censorship!!

 

[mega]

So, I was pulling a train behind the barn at our annual family reunion, when I realized I'm not gay, just curious... Has this happened to anyone else?

 

[gsdx]

So, I was pulling a train behind the barn at our annual family reunion, when I realized I'm not gay, just curious... Has this happened to anyone else?

Can't say that I can recall ever having pulled a train behind a barn before. I pulled a muscle in the shower once, though, but I don't think it made me curious.

 

[mega]

I'm sure your muscle would make me curious...

 

[gsdx]

^^ I don't pull it anymore. The energy expended far outweighs the pleasure received.

 

[mega]

^We'll need to work on that...

 

[gsdx]

^^ Oh. You know about hamstrings and calf muscles? How about back massages? Maybe we could work on that, too.

 

[mega]

I know how to rub men the right way.

 

[gsdx]

I don't. Whenever I try to rub them, I usually erase them entirely.

 

[mega]

I don't. Whenever I try to rub them, I usually erase them entirely.

You rubbing too hard!!

 

[gsdx]

You rubbing too hard!!

I use this:

Think I should be using one of these instead?

 

[mega]

Use a gummy eraser...