Have you ever...

[frankifab]

Once an ex gal pal when I was 20 ( I had lied to her saying I had previous sexual experience with a girl , she was aware of my sexuality )

I guess she had a crush on me , the thing is she suggested we do it once at a hostel, we ended up walking around the city ...

Thank God nothing happened , I'd told her if we were going to have sex I would just penetrate her with no caresses or kisses , so she changed her mind and preferred not to try it with me ... I'm glad it never happened


Have you ever fucked a girl ?

 

[unloadonme]

An easy one. No.

Have you ever had a "beard"?

 

[Araucaria]

No, I was not clever enough to make such sophisticated arrangements.

Did you ever have a beard, or act as a beard for someone else?

 

[frankifab]

Once at a wedding , a nutty gal pal asked me to pretend I was her bf , fortunately we didn't kiss , she turned out to be very bossy telling me how to behave , how to dance what to do ... I ghosted her after that

Have you ever had sex on your birthday ? ( I have ... once ... by casualty )

 

[unloadonme]

Yes.

Have you ever split up with a partner at Christmas?

 

[DantheManFL]

Naw, it was before Christmas, so I wouldn't have to buy a present.

Have you ever been married to a woman? I have.

 

[frankifab]

Hell No

Have you ever had a parakeet as a pet ?

 

[unloadonme]

No.

Have you ever kept tropical fish?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you ever had a talking parrot?

 

[unloadonme]

No.

Have you ever owned a tortoise?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you ever touched a snake?

 

[unloadonme]

Yes, several actually.

Have you ever eaten octopus?

 

[PalacePaul]

Yes

Have you ever eaten snails?

 

[frankifab]

No , but I'm open to tasting new stuff as long as I'm aware the meal was properly cooked


Have you ever eaten frog legs ?

 

[unloadonme]

No. I'm English!

Have you ever eaten Steak Tartare?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you ever baked your own cupcakes?

 

[unloadonme]

I think I did that with my mum when I was young. Not recently though.

Have you ever baked your own bread?

 

[FunGayGuy]

No.

Have you ever been to a no towels sauna?

I thought the towels came off anyway.

 

[frankifab]

I think I did that with my mum when I was young. Not recently though.

Have you ever baked your own bread?

Nope

Have you ?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you ever hunted a wild animal?