Have you ever...

[FunGayGuy]

I had a grease fire one morning while I was cooking bacon. I don't cook bacon on the stove anymore for that reason.

Have you ever had to call the fire department?

 

[unloadonme]

Mercifully not.

Have you ever experienced an earthquake?

 

[FunGayGuy]

Small tremors that replicate thunder.

Have you ever seen a sink hole after it opened up?

 

[frankifab]

No

Have you ever been to Mexico ?

 

[unloadonme]

No.

Have you ever been to a country which is generally considered unsafe?

 

[frankifab]

I live in a sort of unsafe country

Have you ever had a buzzcut as an adult ?

 

[unloadonme]

No.

Have you ever had a gun pointed at you?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you ever fired a gun?

 

[Araucaria]

No. Actually I have, if BB guns or air rifles count. This was when I went to the University. I was just coming home the day after I had been fucked for the first time. At the time I just wanted to get home because I was tired, and since I wasn't used to being fucked, I felt like my ass could let go at any moment. I wanted to at least be in the privacy of my own home if indeed that happened.

But I happened to run into this cute redneck boy that lived across the street from me. If I had any sense, I probably would have left him alone, but being a dumb college kid, I had this idea that I wanted to be friends with all the college boys. And no, I made no mention of my sexuality to him. So anyway he invited me in, and for entertainment, he set up these two pictures of models in muscle mags on chairs about six feet in front of us. Then he took out a BB gun, and we were to have a contest, with the models being the targets. You know, the head, the arms, the legs, the torso. He had it so my target was the black model, and his target was the white model. I still don't know if he meant any significance with that. So here I am, sitting on my uncomfortable ass, next to this cute redneck guy, taking turns shooting pictures in muscle mags in his living room. If I remember, the contest came out in a sort of a tie. Even all these years later, I find the irony of this occurrence staggering.

Have you ever shot a bow and arrow?

 

[frankifab]

No.

Have you ever had a gun pointed at you?

In 2014 in the capital city , I was hanging out with my ex best male friend , we were sitting on a park bench ... I was showing him pictures in my Phone , then all of a sudden two thugs appeared with guns threatening us , as my ex friend lived in a dangerous area of the city , he was utterly streetwise , he handled the situation and the thugs left
he told me to catch a bus and leave immediately , I did it ... and he took another bus as well ... who knows probably the guns were fake and he noticed that ... I will never know as we called it quits in late 2015 ( People being threatened with guns and having their phones and valuable items stolen is very common in the capital city )

Have you ever shot a bow and arrow?

No


Have you ever saved someone who was drowning ?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you ever had sex with a lifeguard?

 

[FunGayGuy]

Yes, but only because my best friend growing up was a lifeguard.

Have you ever had sex at a public pool?

 

[Araucaria]

No.

Have you ever had sex in a school or university bathroom or locker room?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you?

 

[frankifab]

No

Have you ever met a rapist priest ?

 

[unloadonme]

Not as far as I know.

Have you ever met your country's Head of State?

 

[PalacePaul]

No

Have you ever met an important foreign person?

 

[FunGayGuy]

I had tea with Tony Blair...NOT!

Have you ever spoken to someone of notoriety via phone or video?

 

[unloadonme]

No.

Have you ever visited Germany?

 

[PalacePaul]

Yes, twice

Have you ever been to Austria?