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Have you found Jesus?

I talked to him this morning... he told me you were coming today

<looks up and down the street to make sure nobody is observing>

You better come inside before the neighbours see you...

Did you bring the handcuffs?... and condoms?
 
Reminds me of the "Jesus Saves" posters outside many churches here in the UK in the 70s and 80s. Most of the comments written underneath the slogan were sports related. E.g.:

"Jesus saves, but he still has problems dealing with crosses.";)
 
If you see them approaching the house, just answer the door naked! Works every time!;)
 
greaves said:
Reminds me of the "Jesus Saves" posters outside many churches here in the UK in the 70s and 80s. Most of the comments written underneath the slogan were sports related. E.g.:

"Jesus saves, but he still has problems dealing with crosses.";)
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"Jesus saves. but (George) Best gets the re-bounds"
 
Some time ago, I was walking down Oxford Street and ran into the guy that always runs around with his fucking megaphone talking about Jesus and whatever. Anyone that's been on Oxford Street in London will probably have heard this dude. (Who pays him anyway!?)

I tried to ignore him, but it's quite hard, as he's obnoxiously loud. As we both passed HMV a guy came out of the shop with George Michael's CD "Patience" in his hands. The megaphone guy said "JESUS LIVES!!", the HMV guy stopped, looked at him, and said back, "OK, but... if Jesus Christ is alive and well, then how come John [Lennon] and Elvis are dead?" (line from the song "John and Elvis are dead" - meaning, if religion is alive and well, then how come idealism is dead?). The megaphone guy literally froze in his tracks, searched for an answer but there was nothing to say.

Anyway, I've never seen anyone manage to shut that guy up before, and it made me all warm and fussy inside. :twisted:
 
There were some financial responses:

"Jesus saves, but Moses invests."

"Jesus saves and makes a prophet"

"Jesus saves; so should you."

;) ;) ;)
 
i've never had anyone knock on my door like that. maybe they tend to stay away from apartment complexes. at leat here my apt complex is gated. ;)

i think i would just say "no, but i wasn't looking for him."
 
How much is enough... good question. It's never enough apparently ;)
 
Have I found him...???? Not alive NO, but that doesn't mean he's not out there somewhere.:cool:
 
here a go diapers alls washeds feedar cosmic game set thumb sucka big teddee sound proffin scream wen a bit a ya nose
( coor tinkyou )
ans list a stuff keep fan club happy
(ooh)
is nose here rest planets folks diapers ans stuff happy times
( ooh)
check fa beepers cause importnat folk
(ooh)

-beep beep-

thankyou
 
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