RE: "But I sure would like to see both Ron's and Seth's tapes!"
Seth was just pulling your penis, he hasn't made a tape. Because he's afraid his self-discipline would run away from home and he'd wind up letting someone actually see it.
Although with all the itty bitty spy cameras on the market, I wouldn't doubt if one of his sexual conquests has already surreptitiously recorded him and posted the video online. Meaning that we may eventually see a nude video of him in action that will "surprise the bender" out of him.
RE: "does that make me a dirty middle aged man?"
Nope, it makes you an awesome middle aged man for being honest about it.

I forgot to add, I'd pay good money to see a video of Bender's bare butt being spanked.



 
						 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		