helium heel ho's unite !!!!

[Andreus]

thats right...

im talking to all you power bottoms out there

whats the secret to your success and pleasure

give us all your tips for being a good bottom



ok heres one from me

relube twice before you go at it hot and heavy

take it for a few strokes... pull it out and relube

a few more strokes... pull it out and relube

then go for broke

 

[andyroux]

What about just relaxing?

 

[MidnightPrism]

im talking to all you power bottoms out there

whats the secret to your success and pleasure

give us all your tips for being a good bottom

don't you know all the secrets already?

 

[Andreus]

don't you know all the secrets already?

nope

just the important ones

 

[GL]

nope

just the important ones

Sensei!

I wish to learn your secrets!

Like right now!

 

[luminum]

I like to squeeze and then pretend I'm belly dancing.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Wear a 5 pound steel ball bearing in your ass all day long.

 

[Andreus]

Wear a 5 pound steel ball bearing in your ass all day long.

what

would i have to picka side to rubb up against inside of you?

fucking you after that would be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway

 

[RationalLunacy]

what

would i have to picka side to rubb up against inside of you?

fucking you after that would be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway

Precisely my point!

 

[Andreus]

Precisely my point!

lol

your meat curtains must slap the backs of your thighs as you walk down the street

 

[GL]

lol

your meat curtains must slap the backs of your thighs as you walk down the street

That must all make one hell of a racket when the wind kicks up.

All that flappin' and slappin'.

 

[RationalLunacy]

lol

your meat curtains must slap the backs of your thighs as you walk down the street

Honey, everything slaps my thighs as I waddle down the street.

 

[Andreus]

That must all make one hell of a racket when the wind kicks up.

All that flappin' and slappin'.

have you ever heard a ripe peach hit cement?

sssploppp

sssploppp

 

[Andreus]

Honey, everything slaps my thighs as I waddle down the street.

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awwe

stop

you're going for the sympathy crowd now