Help me name these haircuts

[fabulouslyghetto]

Row 1 column D: The James Brown
Row 1 column C: The Samaurai working as an undercover geisha
Row 2 column A: The Someday my wife and kids will be front row throwing flowers onstage after I transform into the beautiful drag queen I was always meant to be
Row 2 column B: The I wear lifts and sit on 3 phone books because my femae co-anchor is taller than me and the bij keeps wearing heels
Row 2 column C: The Jackie Chan
Row 2 column D: The Disco era Detroit mayor
Row 3 column A: The BBC cuck humiliation fanatic
Row 3 column B: The Phylicia Rashad/Claire Huxtable
Row 3 column C: The Footlose/The I'm so excited
Row 3 column D: The "did you know it only takes 5 lbs of pressure to snap a human neck?"
Row 4 column A: The Beatrix
Row 4 column B: The youth pastor who sits on the chair backwards
Row 4 column C: The "Oh my god I'm actually clapping on beat to this Earth Wind and Fire song!"
Row 4 column D: The "no officer, you can't search my trunk. Can I call my dad, I mean the mayor?"

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Row 2 Column D alternate name: The Traveling holy water salesman

 

[Alistair]

Why do half of them look like JD Vance?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Why do half of them look like JD Vance?

3B look like Chris Evans cosplaying as a prosperity preacher. "IN THE NAYM OF JAYSUS, MORE FINANCES! MORE WEALTH! BLESSINGS UPON BLESSINGS ALL OVER YOU!"

 

[rareboy]

Row 1 column D: The James Brown
Row 1 column C: The Samaurai working as an undercover geisha
Row 2 column A: The Someday my wife and kids will be front row throwing flowers onstage after I transform into the beautiful drag queen I was always meant to be
Row 2 column B: The I wear lifts and sit on 3 phone books because my femae co-anchor is taller than me and the bij keeps wearing heels
Row 2 column C: The Jackie Chan
Row 2 column D: The Disco era Detroit mayor
Row 3 column A: The BBC cuck humiliation fanatic
Row 3 column B: The Phylicia Rashad/Claire Huxtable
Row 3 column C: The Footlose/The I'm so excited
Row 3 column D: The "did you know it only takes 5 lbs of pressure to snap a human neck?"
Row 4 column A: The Beatrix
Row 4 column B: The youth pastor who sits on the chair backwards
Row 4 column C: The "Oh my god I'm actually clapping on beat to this Earth Wind and Fire song!"
Row 4 column D: The "no officer, you can't search my trunk. Can I call my dad, I mean the mayor?"

I can't improve on these.

 

[Essex Boy]

I'm actually old enough to have seen those haircuts in real life. I even rocked (if that's the word) one or two of them—2C and 3D more or less. My excuse is that I didn't go to the barber's and ask to look like that, it was a number 1 that had grown out after about four months.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

For black men in the 70's there was the afro, or male-pattern baldness.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

For black men in the 70's there was the afro, or male-pattern baldness.

sometimes both

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm actually old enough to have seen those haircuts in real life. I even rocked (if that's the word) one or two of them—2C and 3D more or less. My excuse is that I didn't go to the barber's and ask to look like that, it was a number 1 that had grown out after about four months.

3C looks like 2D after a wild night on the town

 

[72-Jay]

Dang, I was hopeing to see pictures...
And actual haircut/style names. (so I could play with them in AI images .lol. )

All I see is a list of stuff that doesn't make much sense to me. .lol. ..

 

[EddMarkStarr]

I'm sure that one of those guys in the first post starred in that old movie, "I Was A Teenage Werewolf".
(aka; "Dinner and a Movie - so Stop Screaming cuz I Ain't Paying")

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Dang, I was hopeing to see pictures...
And actual haircut/style names. (so I could play with them in AI images .lol. )

All I see is a list of stuff that doesn't make much sense to me. .lol. ..

are you very young or very white or very both?

 

[Alistair]

Row 2 column B is the standard evangelical preacher. You can also sub in Pawn Shop employee.

 

[72-Jay]

are you very young or very white or very both?

Would qualify as very white I guess LOL, but deff not young in any way. I'm an old man.

I'm guessing there was supposed to be an imageattached...but it doesn't show there being any attachments.