HELP! My str8 best friend.

[StlKj]

Falling in love with a best friend, whether same sex or not, is not exactly an uncommon thing. Having loved a good friend myself, it can be an awful experience, even if you accept it and move on without ever revealing it. I've also been on the receiving end of it with two of my best female friends in the past, and I know it caused them great pain to know I didn't feel the same way.

Are many people in the no flame zone deluding themselves by trying to get the person to love them? Yeah, they are. But that's not really what's being made fun of here.

To each his own.

 

[StlKj]

And to address the latest post that popped up while I was typing mine, that's all well and good to rationalize love and apply pop psychology to it.

However, love is not logical--it's messy. And when it is deeply felt and sincere, all the psychobabble in the world doesn't just explain the pain away. And I happen to love psychobabble.

Telling someone what he feels isn't love doesn't make it feel any less like love. And it doesn't mean you're right.

 

[StlKj]

That's EXACTLY what was being made fun of here. You're failure to understand that is confusing.

I read your posts. They aren't parodying the unhealthy obsession people have on here at times with trying to make someone else love them. Your posts were parodying the very act of loving someone.

And your portrayal of me having a "failure to understand" comes off just as condescending as your dismissal of peoples' feelings as being less than real love.

 

[StlKj]

Then you are confused.

Nope. Go back and reread your own posts. At least the first three or four always end with your character asking what is wrong with him for NOT being in love with his best friend. That's not parodying trying to get your best friend to love you, or how to get him in bed--that's poking a stick at the very notion of loving someone.

 

[StlKj]

Sure, you could interpret it that way, but then you'd be interpreting it in a way I did not intend.

I am EVER so sorry I have let you down once again with one of my diatribes.

Yeah, I had an issue with one of your diatribes. So I addressed the diatribe. You are the one who started making it personal by telling me I had a failure to understand, and you're still the one making it personal.

Don't put this off on someone who didn't find your humor funny. Suddenly you get to be the victim while still using sarcasm to try to skewer someone who just expressed a dissenting view.

Maybe if your diatribes weren't so often at the expense of someone else I wouldn't have such difficulty swallowing them.

 

[Jerry]

Damn it, this was a funny thread once.

I miss that

 

[Jerry]

...(I love it more when it grates nerves)

Hahahaha clearly



So anyway, I had this guy over last weekend for a couple beers. Well after a while he ended up naked on my bed with my dick in his mouth.

Do you think he was trying to tell me something? I mean is this just a thing normal straight guys do? I don't want to try anything with him if he was just messin' around and he's really not gay...

I'm so confused

 

[StlKj]

I am EVER so sorry I have let you down once again with one of my diatribes.

Nope, that wasn't made to make me look like the bad guy at all. That apology just drips with sincerity.

My sole purpose here was just to express a different view. I didn't intend it to take this turn. Please, feel free to go back to the humor.

 

[BINOWGAYLATER]

Hahahaha clearly



So anyway, I had this guy over last weekend for a couple beers. Well after a while he ended up naked on my bed with my dick in his mouth.

Do you think he was trying to tell me something? I mean is this just a thing normal straight guys do? I don't want to try anything with him if he was just messin' around and he's really not gay...

I'm so confused

I'm not gay till LATER - - but it wouldn't take a couple of beers to get your cock in my mouth.. i'm just saying.... the fucker has awfully good taste.....

 

[KaraBulut]

My str8 best friend is a woman. Does that mean I'm str8 now too??

No, you have to tease each other for a long time, send each other vaguely sexual text messages, have long heartfelt chats on Facebook, get drunk with her and then find yourself in a situation where you have to sleep in the same bed.

But even then, you have it backwards. The goal is to make your best friend gay. So, after the two of you play drunken bump and grind in your bed, she'll be a lesbian.

You'll still be gay as a goose, though.

 

[BlueD]

After reading -Norio's lengthy post, I want a straight best friend now. Rather sadly, I have never opened up myself to anyone and develop that trust and bond between best friends. Actually, I did a few times and got hurt somehow in the process that I don't even remember anymore.

Actually when reading your first post, I'm totally confused, but after several attempts of re-reading it, I understand your sarcasm now. However, I think that no one can fully understand love, especially for a few young and inexperience people on Jub like me. And love does blind you and it can also hurt you, sometime deeply, despite the many times you tell yourself in the mirror in the morning that it's not right and you should stop loving. It just doesn't work that way. What is love? Everyone will have their own definition for it, and will conceive/experience it differently. For me, it's really hard to tell whether I'm in love or not, it's a different feeling than what I have before; and one-way love is even harder than what it is because you cannot tell yourself to stop loving but you know it will never work out. So some people turn to hope, here is where all the "what if's" and all the things you said came in. Noiro, have you ever loved someone? (and I'm not talking about family love, and you don't have to give me answer because it's none of my f***ing business)

Anyway, for people who love their straight best friends, don't do anything to jeopardize the trust and bonding of that precious relationship. It's not worth it, in my opinion. And if you are not sure about their sexuality, question away.

p/s: -Norio, I do enjoy and even laugh at yours and other people's sarcasm. I love it. Jub is full of witty and hilarious people.

EDIT: btw, I typed this when I just woke up, so there must be spelling mistakes, grammar, and other erroneous/confusing stuff, forgive me.

 

[dpnice]

You are just lucky he is your str8 friend because in this situation the signs are so simple to read.

How about us guys who don't have a best friend? When it concerns the server in our local coffee shop, or the guy we see on the bus everyday, or the student who has been following us around attending all the same classes as us the signs are much more difficult to read.

Surely when the server wishes us a good day everytime we go there must be a sign he fancies me, doesn't it?

And the guy on the bus always touches his crutch as he walks down the aisle towards me; now that is a blattant sign isn't it?

Or the student who sits in front of me in class who always shows me his arse before sitting down surely that means he wants some action?

 

[KaraBulut]

Surely when the server wishes us a good day everytime we go there must be a sign he fancies me, doesn't it?

And the guy on the bus always touches his crutch as he walks down the aisle towards me; now that is a blattant sign isn't it?

Or the student who sits in front of me in class who always shows me his arse before sitting down surely that means he wants some action?

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.

 

[dpnice]

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.

Oh I see, you haven't got a best friend either.

 

[KaraBulut]

Oh I see, you haven't got a best friend either.

Actually, I do. We've shared a bed for 10 years. He's not straight, though.

 

[bankside]

So this morning my friend comes over at 5 in the morning so we can go biking around the MTB course. He's a well built guy, more lean than not and a surprisingly chiseled face which is perpetually unshaven yet groomed. I don't think he's gay and I don't think he secretly has a crush on me. I don't think that his lack of a girlfriend for two years means he's questioning. I actually think he just rather enjoys being single.

When I opened the door he said "wake up sexface there's dirt to grind". What do you think this means? is it possible he's just being a normal guy? I don't think he's hitting on me just being funny. We peddled up the street I fell into place behind him "OOOOH picking up the rear like always?" he hollared "you wish shitface" i reply without a second thought. I mean is it possible he just views me as only another one of his buddies?! Or am I reading too much into this?

What do you think? He even wears those lycra cycling shorts if that helps any. PLEASE HELP ME! are we just friends or not?


What the hell is wrong with me?!?! Why don't I have an undeniable crush on him!?! HELP!!!!

You should approach him online as a woman to find out his intentions by flirting with him. Then you should carry on a cyberaffair with him using someone else's pictures. Use helium to increase the pitch of your voice for phone sex.

Once he falls deeply in love with you without having ever met you, you will know he is actually gay because you are really not a woman so when he falls in love with you it is only logical that he is gay even if he still thinks you have a vagoiner. At that point you can reveal to him that you're a boy so he will know it is the real you he loves and that it is the inside person who truly matters.

Then live happily ever after!

 

[KaraBulut]

She'll love being a lezzie.. I'll introduce her to Trans and then they can run away and get married and stuff.

And thank god for still being as gay a goose. I was worried I'd have to start wearing mis-matched socks and watch football.

There are fates worse than wearing a brown belt with black shoes.

I just can't think of any right now.