HELP: Straight but curious married man

[hylas]

i think the tone of some responses is way harsh. he didnt ask how to get laid. in fact, he specifies that he didnt want to get laid. what he said is:

Has anyone else had similiar desires out of the blue.
Any advice or suggestions would be helpful...

so bitches back off.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

i think the tone of some responses is way harsh. he didnt ask how to get laid. in fact, he specifies that he didnt want to get laid. what he said is:

Has anyone else had similiar desires out of the blue.
Any advice or suggestions would be helpful...

so bitches back off.

harsh enviroments bitchs do real good

ans can flip ta all ocassions long a keep ta woteva rules changin on da go

so muzzletoff yay

 

[nsguy2]

i think the tone of some responses is way harsh. he didnt ask how to get laid. in fact, he specifies that he didnt want to get laid. what he said is:

Has anyone else had similiar desires out of the blue.
Any advice or suggestions would be helpful...

so bitches back off.

Really. I've never seen such perfect people make so many assumptions.

OP, go here http://www.justusboys.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=70 and post your issues as the morality police don't patrol there as often.

 

[D-Base]

Well, putting your relationship status aside, my advice would be to go live your fantasy. Because it will only make you frustrated in future if you keep it inside.

I don't think a dildo would do any good to his fantasy. I don't think the "problem" is the object in the ass...

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Well, putting your relationship status aside, my advice would be to go live your fantasy. Because it will only make you frustrated in future if you keep it inside.

ans no forgat trible tippin cause inflation
ans ya family can take da pics

dat nice

 

[D-Base]

Mhm, sorry but no dildo can replace the feeling of a REAL man, the smell of hot cock, the felling of a hard dick inside you... looking at a hot guy's face when he's inside you... the moment he blast his load all over or inside you. Again, I think his fantasy somehow doesn't include his wife & a belt. And no, I don't think he should cheat, that's why I said "putting your status aside"...

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Mhm, sorry but no dildo can replace the feeling of a REAL man, the smell of hot cock, the felling of a hard dick inside you... looking at a hot guy's face when he's inside you... the moment he blast his load all over or inside you. Again, I think his fantasy somehow doesn't include his wife & a belt. And no, I don't think he should cheat, that's why I said "putting your status aside"...

well not a worry da posty fantasy tuck away nice likes on internet 2
ans lot a affcisyadios of fantasy on internet 2 can make flirty wirtys ans

go do it

COOOOR

but family miss out on nice snap shots hang wall dat a pity
me hear camera ans phone is now a record sound too little pocket thangs keep up ya butt fa them hot sex phone calls ta wake ya up

 

[D-Base]

Of course, how didn't I think of that.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Of course, how didn't I think of that.

dunno but so many folk got lot a stuff wanna swing about fa sniffin yay or nay

ya time will a cum ans cum ans cuuuum ooh no can stoppys

burrt internet 2 way da quessys ans info sturng out like shit not let go ya asshole can headache it

anyway

fire hydrant need wash

Kool

 

[chrisw87]

Buy you wife these two things as a surprise gift. Consider spilling the beans to her first though.

Fun for the both of you.

 

[superidealiste]

@SLOPPYSECONDS WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? Can somebody please transcribe to me with correct spelling what Sloppyseconds is saying...I'm having a bit of a headache and nosebleed divining the words from his VERY AWFUL and ATROCIOUS, INCONSIDERATE spelling.

 

[bottomcurioushusband]

Thanks for the advice so far...

To clarify, these felings have only been for a few months...but it has become obsessive...

On a second note...my wife and I are still together mostly because of the kids...not saying it is right, but it is true...

That said, I do appreciate the honesty in your responses...

 

[oakpope]

@SLOPPYSECONDS WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? Can somebody please transcribe to me with correct spelling what Sloppyseconds is saying...I'm having a bit of a headache and nosebleed divining the words from his VERY AWFUL and ATROCIOUS, INCONSIDERATE spelling.

mouhahahahahaha

sorry.

 

[Soilwork]

@SLOPPYSECONDS WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? Can somebody please transcribe to me with correct spelling what Sloppyseconds is saying...I'm having a bit of a headache and nosebleed divining the words from his VERY AWFUL and ATROCIOUS, INCONSIDERATE spelling.

He is a troll. Very few people pay him any attention, most of the regulars have him on ignore. Trust me, you won't miss anything. He has never once made a real contribution to any thread.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

He is a troll. Very few people pay him any attention, most of the regulars have him on ignore. Trust me, you won't miss anything. He has never once made a real contribution to any thread.

WOW

ya strain dat out ya butt? or fa da dozen dancin white rabbits?

no worry noone look

just internet 2 dunt ya know

 

[Saybrooke]

Well how old are your kids? If its a loveless relationship and your both unhappy, and the kids are grown, there really isn't much reason to stay

 

[rareboy]

@SLOPPYSECONDS WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? Can somebody please transcribe to me with correct spelling what Sloppyseconds is saying...I'm having a bit of a headache and nosebleed divining the words from his VERY AWFUL and ATROCIOUS, INCONSIDERATE spelling.

Sloppy is someone's idea of 4-chan revenge and since he is generally benign and sometimes even amusing...you might want to follow his posts. He has, on occasion, even been brilliant.

However, he has been exposed in the past as someone who wrote relatively coherent but pot induced views on the world.

I\ve translated stuff from Slop to English and from English to Slop in the past just to show how easily it can be done.

Most people just put him on ignore to speed up getting through a thread.

Now to the topic.

As others have said...it is a temptation to be resisted but something to be explored with a therapist in order to do this the right way. The wrong way is for you to just do it one day and then feel guilty and confused and ashamed.

 

[palbert]

@SLOPPYSECONDS WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? Can somebody please transcribe to me with correct spelling what Sloppyseconds is saying...I'm having a bit of a headache and nosebleed divining the words from his VERY AWFUL and ATROCIOUS, INCONSIDERATE spelling.

Unknown life form; communications not yet deciphered.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

@SLOPPYSECONDS WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? Can somebody please transcribe to me with correct spelling what Sloppyseconds is saying...I'm having a bit of a headache and nosebleed divining the words from his VERY AWFUL and ATROCIOUS, INCONSIDERATE spelling.

Just put Jar-Jar Binks on ignore and hopefully he'll go back to bothering goats on bridges.

 

[FuryOfFirestorm]

How about this: tell your wife that you have fantasies of a three way, and get turned on by having her watch while you get fucked by a dude. If she's up for it, find someone you trust to be Guy #2.

To ease the blow, ask about her fantasies first before bring up yours. Since you're including your wife in your fantasy, she won't feel so put off by it.

There. You get to explore your fantasy without deceiving the wife. Even better, it might spice up your sex life and put life back into your marriage.