Dominus
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In the spirit of Halloween, let me show some very scary pictures. But first, the background.
I must admit I'm one of those assholes who regularly offer homeowners cash for their houses. Why would any homeowner want to take the cowbell offer of their property? They wouldn't unless it's better than nothing.
Now, imagine a house that's 1 block away from the high school, the skateboard park, the regular park, and literally 5 minutes away from the economic part of the city. All the restaurants, movie theater, etc. It's a 4 bedroom house. 2 full baths. 2 stories. The master bathroom has a walk in closet that you can play soccer in and is connected to the master bath which has a separate bath tub and a stand up shower. Roof is 4 years old. Fully fully fenced in yard. Quarter acre lot. My agent believes it is worth at least $250k if it didn't have the horror problem I'm about to show.

Foundation issue. And it's bad due to the previous owner ignoring the problem for so many years. Sure, he hired someone to poorly put in some braces about 10 years ago. Didn't really do much in my opinion.
Well, it just happens that in my past life I was a structural engineer. Foundation problems aren't as scary to me as it is to most other people.
Previous owner had been trying to sell it forever. He couldn't. Everybody ran off screaming the moment they saw the basement.
Ladies and gents, I just closed on this property for *drum rolls*..................... $20k
At this point, they just wanted to get rid of it before the city condemns the place and they have to spend tens of thousands to replace those walls. They get to walk away with $20k cash. Yes, I really drove a hard bargain on this one. This property was literally days away from being condemned.
My people will be starting the process of repairing the walls today. The first step is they will have to remove those useless braces.
We are talking about moving them back some places as much as 4 inches. So will take at least 6 months to a year to accomplish this. It took the walls many years to move this much. It will take time to move back.
Once the walls are moved back fully and everything passes inspection, will be renting this baby out for at least $2k/month.
I will be posting pictures of the process and progress from time to time. I'll be there later today. I'll take a few more pictures to show you how bad it is. You guys will get to see these walls literally and very slowly move back into place.
I must admit I'm one of those assholes who regularly offer homeowners cash for their houses. Why would any homeowner want to take the cowbell offer of their property? They wouldn't unless it's better than nothing.
Now, imagine a house that's 1 block away from the high school, the skateboard park, the regular park, and literally 5 minutes away from the economic part of the city. All the restaurants, movie theater, etc. It's a 4 bedroom house. 2 full baths. 2 stories. The master bathroom has a walk in closet that you can play soccer in and is connected to the master bath which has a separate bath tub and a stand up shower. Roof is 4 years old. Fully fully fenced in yard. Quarter acre lot. My agent believes it is worth at least $250k if it didn't have the horror problem I'm about to show.

Foundation issue. And it's bad due to the previous owner ignoring the problem for so many years. Sure, he hired someone to poorly put in some braces about 10 years ago. Didn't really do much in my opinion.
Well, it just happens that in my past life I was a structural engineer. Foundation problems aren't as scary to me as it is to most other people.
Previous owner had been trying to sell it forever. He couldn't. Everybody ran off screaming the moment they saw the basement.
Ladies and gents, I just closed on this property for *drum rolls*..................... $20k
At this point, they just wanted to get rid of it before the city condemns the place and they have to spend tens of thousands to replace those walls. They get to walk away with $20k cash. Yes, I really drove a hard bargain on this one. This property was literally days away from being condemned.
My people will be starting the process of repairing the walls today. The first step is they will have to remove those useless braces.
We are talking about moving them back some places as much as 4 inches. So will take at least 6 months to a year to accomplish this. It took the walls many years to move this much. It will take time to move back.
Once the walls are moved back fully and everything passes inspection, will be renting this baby out for at least $2k/month.
I will be posting pictures of the process and progress from time to time. I'll be there later today. I'll take a few more pictures to show you how bad it is. You guys will get to see these walls literally and very slowly move back into place.

