Hey Guys! It's My DICK!

[sixthson]

A dick isn't much good without balls.

 

[Antoine.]

ew, that's kind of disturbing.

 

[Alpha1851]

Why do sex shops always make our sex toys look so girly? As though we need our dildos and vibes to be pink, or purple and have cute animal faces on them. It's disturbing.

Are guy oriented toys the same or are they more realistic?

Oh, and Stacy, nice dick. I'm surprised you didn't get a bigger, thicker one.

 

[Alpha1851]

I really just picked a random one. I didn't put much thought into size, color or whether or not it had balls. It was very spur of the moment.

But, you gotta be able to hold your own in the "who's got the biggest dick" battles.

Actually, when I read your thread title, I thought you'd made a dick for yourself via photoshop (since you're artistically inclined and creative). I happen to love the light hearted, easy going threads. Bring on the glitter and purses.

 

[Newbie_69]

i wonder if they have strap on vagina for gay guys....

 

[Huskerboy]

i wonder if they have strap on vagina for gay guys....

 

[Huskerboy]

Great thread, Stacy! I needed a good laugh!!

 

[G-Lexington]

I thought the thread title referred to the thread titles in "Show Yourself Off". I remember reading one with that title (and that "inflection"), and thinking it was funny. Not because his dick was ugly (no idea - didn't even open the thread), but because it seemed so obvious. Of COURSE it's your dick. That's 98% of threads in that section. "Hey, Guys, It's My ASS" would've at least made a bit of sense, since there's fewer ass pictures, but "Hey, Guys, It's My DICK!" makes as much sense as starting a thread in CE&P and calling it "Here's Something I Read Online That Reinforces My Already Chosen Point of View, And Will Piss Off People With the Opposing Point of View."

Lex

 

[G-Lexington]

Granted. But now I want someone to start a thread in CE&P with that title.

Lex

 

[thisisinteresting]

Nobody's dick is perfect!!!

I've been lied to.

 

[LilBit]

I like purple!

And I like dicks!

I also like the disturbingly pretty guy in your siggie. Who is he?

 

[chatolandia]

Very nice Stacy



Is it a grower or a shower?

 

[LilBit]

She's gone offline, so I'll illuminate you...

His name is Adam Lambert. He's a part of the latest American Idol, and probably has the best voice out of all the men in the competition.

Does he suck cock? He looks like he sucks cock.

 

[LilBit]

Roflmao.

If you're asking if he's gay, then yes, he's gay.

So he sucks cock?

 

[LilBit]

Indeed he does.

Does he suck MY cock?

 

[gsdx]

Why do sex shops always make our sex toys look so girly? As though we need our dildos and vibes to be pink, or purple and have cute animal faces on them. It's disturbing.

That's more magenta than pink. Perhaps they colour them that way to remind you that it's not real.

No idea what these are supposed to remind you of, though:

(Okay, this one was a bit of a no-brainer.)

(Don't ask. But, in case you don't believe it: http://www.baccalieutourism.com/baccalieu/dildo.htm )

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[Darkflower]

Nice cock, Stacy! Fashionable and pretty! And the harness looks like good quality, too. Tailored, almost! I have to go take a look at that website, I think!

Roflmao.

If you're asking if he's gay, then yes, he's gay.

So he sucks cock?

Indeed he does.

Does he suck MY cock?

Yeah, like a ninja. You don't even know he was there. You've spontaneously ejaculated before, right? That was Adam.

Okay, I love you both so very deeply right now. You made me laugh so loud my frightened cat lept from his perch and ran under the coffee table.

 

[alley]

i wonder if they have strap on vagina for gay guys....

Ah, a newbie--


Baby, I can show where a gay guy's vagina is...trust me.

 

[alley]

Oh, no no NO.


The Outlaw. 9" long with a 2" diameter. Makes your presence known.

Ummmm...sometimes a bit smaller is better.

Don't wanna give anyone a scare.

 

[gsdx]

The Outlaw. 9" long with a 2" diameter. Makes your presence known.

Oh, Pshaw! The Outlaw is for amateurs. Go for The Kirk!!