Hey Rammy

[yeahright1991]

Ram is not a whore. I can vouch for that.

 

[yeahright1991]

I would dignify that....but it is now 03:47 and my adderall has finally worn off...and so has the diet coke (coca-cola). So...It is now bed time.

Goodnight.

 

[frankfrank]

I'm going to bed, too, because my Damitol just wore off...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=damitol

 

[Ram]

Did those antibiotics clear up that syph, or did the doctor pronounce it uncurable due to a raging case of whore?

I need to clarify something here. The trip to my doctor is confidential. Ok? It's between him and me and the party of men affected by last Saturday night.

You know what? I thought I had a raging case of whore, wanting to whore myself out, willing to fuck everything that moves until I met you. My disease was cured with a jab of standards.

 

[TriBi]

Ashy, Ram, Lilbit, Irene...

ORGY time!!!

 

[Ram]

Ashy is just doing his best to console Ram while Lilbit is out with that cunty Irene bitch.

I don't understand why people are afraid of Hurricane Irene. I understand that the torrential storm will cross several states and countries, possibly cause widespread destruction and mayhem but hey at least Lilbit will get a wash.

Hurricane Irene is blowing the entire east coast of America and all I can say to that is "been there, done that!"

 

[Ram]

Don't worry, Ram. Lilbit will be all right.

I know he is. Thanks to that hurricane Irene, the carpets in his house are all ruined. It haven't been this soggy since the last day of Lilbit's 3rd week of untreated incontinence.

 

[Absolut]

Is that star on your forehead trending to be the new tramp stamp?

 

[LilBit]

Just for the record, my part of the state actually didn't get any rain; just some wind that knocked the power out for three hours.

So yes, I'm still my usual putrid self. The stench drives me crazy, but Rammy-poo likes it, and he pays well, so I do what he asks.

Speaking of which, I need to go shit in my pants for him.

 

[navigaytion]

Just for the record, my part of the state actually didn't get any rain; just some wind that knocked the power out for three hours.

So yes, I'm still my usual putrid self.

 

[LilBit]

^I suspect that you may be, as the kids say, jelly.

 

[navigaytion]

^I suspect that you may be, as the kids say, jelly.

Jokes, dear.

I'm glad you were unharmed by the giant vortex air cunt. Really.

 

[yeahright1991]

Bo - Really...I don't think you should focus on other peoples medical issues rather than your own...Make sure you have your Hep C checked regularly.

 

[MoltenRock III]

I swear some people have no grasp of sarcasm on this site.

What an amusing thread.

 

[ronboy]

Ashy, Ram, Lilbit, Irene...

ORGY time!!!

Okay, I'm here.....let the orgy begin!

 

[LilBit]

Jokes, dear.

I'm glad you were unharmed by the giant vortex air cunt. Really.

You're such a sweetheart.

So, how's your rash?

Speaking of jelly, how's that gel working for your yeast infection? The doctor told me it was the maximum strength he could give you without your cunt rotting off, but I personally think that would be a good thing.

I think it's adorable when you refer to yourself as my cunt.

Okay, I'm here.....let the orgy begin!

Might want to get some booster shots first...

 

[JayHawk]

I need to clarify something here. The trip to my doctor is confidential. Ok? It's between him and me and the party of men [STRIKE]affected[/STRIKE] INFECTED [STRIKE]by[/STRIKE] last Saturday night.

Just some quick fixes to the thread.... dont mind me....

 

[navigaytion]

So, how's your rash?

It's just like love, dear. It itches, it burns, it comes, then it goes, sometimes keeps me up at night...and always empties my bank account when it's here.

Luckily, I have a fix for both.

 

[LilBit]

^Okay, enough of that fancy talk.

 

[yeahright1991]

Jesus Christ.

How can you not tell that this thread isn't meant to be taken seriously? I think you need to cut back on the Adderall.

Oh...I actually was joking.

I didn't know you actually had Hep C. Sorry....