Hi i'm new here

[RicanDAB]

Well, you'll certainly get more attention in Hot Topics I figure ...

aboard young man! Hope you have a great many posts with us here

 

[RRRalph]

Welcome to JUB dude Have fun here!

 

[robbieadam]

Welcome to the wonderful world of JUB!

 

[tx_doc]

Welcome to JUB Bearlover1000. Hope you enjoy it here.

 

[UrbanBOYS]

Welcome to JUB

 

[moonybig]

HI welcome to jub

 

[darcey]

God grant you true love in your life!! One may only expect what one gives, so allow others to be in your life. Don't be cynical, as many will try to "use" one - just believe that someone eles seeks love also!!! Via Con Dios!!

 

[BrandonSBCA]

Welcome to JUB. Enjoy posting on the boards.

 

[herenthere]

Welcome to our family....

Prepare yourself for a unique experience..
Lots a great people here..

Enjoy!!

 

[Shepherd 2]

First things first,
Welcome aboard the JUB express!
You will meet many interesting people on here.
Some will want to steal an 18 year old cheery.
Others will stand by you through thick and think.
Still others, will piss you off to the point of distraction.

But some of our forums will interest you more than others.
Now the teacher will kick in, and tell you,
"Explore, find where you passion resides.
Take an interest and make many posts."
If you connect you will feel connected.
Be a friend, make a friend, introduce another friend to JUB.

Second, I will put on my resident clergyman hat.
Set your own boundaries and do not get suckered.
Learn how to use the PM for private conversations.
Do not let yourself feel coerced to tell or share more
than you are comfortable sharing.
Take your time, do not let desperation set in.
Make this a comfortable space and a safe space for you.

You are mainly another man at a porn site,
although the directory lists thousands,
you will feel drawn to fifteen or so, that is OK too.
Have some fun and play in the field of experience.
Remember some lurk around here and some
are predators. In time you will learn to identify
the ones who are best for you.
By all means make this an enjoyable experience
for year. Keep your life in balance.
Again, WELCOME TO JUB.
If you want to talk I am here too.
Shep+

 

[1gayguy]

Hi bear, may enjoy your stay and stay a long time.

 

[SeanFL]

Welcome to JUB! Hope you stick around!

 

[Croynan]

how very nice and exciting - you are from Glasgow on the other side of the pond.

welcome to the colonies. there are a lot of nice people here and a few grumpy ones also, but i think it will be a nice experience for you joining all of us.

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:thewave::thewave:

The Musical and Film: "Cabaret" - Kander and Ebb

The Song: "Willkommen"

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[EMCEE]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you, bleibe, reste, stay.

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

[Spoken]
Meine Damen und Herren, Mesdames et Messieurs,
Ladies and Gentlemen! Guden Abend, bon soir,
We geht's? Comment ca va? Do you feel good?
I bet you do!
Ich bin euer Confrecier; je suis votre compere...
I am you host!

Und sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret

[spoken]
Leave you troubles outside!
So - life is disappointing? Forget it!
We have no troubles here! Here life is beautiful...
The girls are beautiful...
Even the orchestra is beautiful!

You see? I told your the orchestra is beautiful!

And now presenting the Cabaret Girls!
Rosie! (Rosie is so called because of the color of her
cheeks.) Lulu! (Oh, you like Lulu? Well, too bad!
So does Rosie.) Frenchie! (You know I like to order Frenchie
on the side. On your side Frenchie! Just kidding!)
Texas! (Yes, Texas is from America!But she's a very
cunning linguist!) Fritzie!
(Oh, Fritzie, please, will you stop that!
Already this week we have lost two waiters,
a table and three bottles of champagne up there.)
and Helga! (Helga is the baby. I'm just like a father
to her. So when she's bad, I spank her. And she's
very, very, very, very, very bad.)

Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas, Fritzie... Und Helga.
Each and every one a virgin! You don't believe me?
Well, don't take my word for it. Go ahead- try Helga!

Outside it is winter. But in here it's so hot.
Every night we have to battle with the girls to keep
them from taking off all their clothings. So don't go
away. Who knows? Tonight we may lose the battle!

[KIT KAT GIRLS]
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret!

[EMCEE]
We are here to serve you!
And now presenting the Kit Kat Boys:
Here they are!
Bobby! Victor!
Or is it
Victor! and Bobby...
You know, there's really only one wat to tell the
difference...
I'll show you later.
Hans (Oh Hans, go easy on the sauerkraut!)
Herrman (You know what's funny about Herrman?
There's nothing funny about Herrman!)
And, finally, the toast og Mayfir, Fraulein Sally Bowles!

[SALLY]
Hello, darlings!

[EMCEE]
Bliebe, reste, stay!

[ALL]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome

[EMCEE]
That's Victor.

[ALL]
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret,
[whispered]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.

[EMCEE]
Hello, stranger!

[ALL]
Gluklich, zu sehen, je suis enchante,

[EMCEE]
Enchante, Madame.

[All]
Happy to see you,
Bliebe, reste, stay!

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
Fremde, etranger, stranger.
Gluklich zu sehen, je suis enchante,
Happy to see you,
Bliebe, reste, stay!
Wir sagen
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome
Im Cabaret, au Cabaret, to Cabaret​

eM.​

 

[backpacker]

Welcome to JUB. I'm sure you will find it to be a fun and enlightening place to spend time.