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"Hi," said the lonely guy

LonelyFace

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Hi. I'm LonelyFace. I bet you're thinking something like "whatever" or "aww sad, he's lonely." Well I guess I am but whatever.

I've been around for a while but I finally decided to join and stuff. :/

I guess you probably want to know some shit about me, huh? (feel free to skim through this if you don't really want to read my life story)

I'm a shy, 18 year old virgin with very little prior dating experience. I have brown hair and eyes. As of about 12pm today, I weigh 138.5 pounds. I am 5'10''. My (cut) cock size is about 7''. I like to think of myself as a pretty open-minded guy. But I'm also pretty sensitive (which I guess is a nice way of saying I'm an emotionally unstable train wreck sometimes), so I have to take pills. I figured you'd want to know what you're getting into before you make any decisions, lol.

I live in a shithole of a town that was named after some kind of flower. I like to call it Mormonville because of all the Mormons. My high school mascot was a giant toilet paper robot. I'm not even kidding. There's also a paper mill downtown that provides our school district with really shitty toilet paper (pardon the pun).
I work in the next town over, of course. If you like movies, chances are you've seen me at work.

I like to read books. A lot. (I used the book recommendations thread to find a lot of good stuff)
I also like movies. A lot. (My job has its perks)

I like all types, but I have a special fondness for blondes and redheads. I like hairy guys and smooth girls. I'd go gay for Collin Farrell and Seann William Scott, but I think Drew Barrymore and Megan Fox are just as sexy. Past experience tells me I'm geared more towards sensitive but masculine guys and kind but kinda bad girls (think of Wichita from the movie "Zombieland").

I don't really drink, and I don't smoke. I don't believe in gaydar and I think orientation is a person's choice. Saying it's a birth defect is self-deprecating and unfair. I sing when I'm alone in the car.

As for closet status, I'm slowly making my way out of the closet. It's been a difficult journey for me. :/ I'm hoping this will help me in some way, hopefully a bit more than therapy has.

I try to be a good person, but I'm only human. Sorry in advance if I do something to piss you off.

Normally I don't really like to talk about myself that much... But enough about me. Hopefully you didn't mind readin this whole thing (if you did). I'm not really sure what else to say here, so I think I'll wrap it up.

Hello again. It's nice to be here. :]
 
Hey man, welcome to JUB!

I did read the whole thing, and your profile page too.

If you need a friend, you can always PM me. I'm not perfect either, just another human.

Take it easy man
 
LOL If I go down there and it's not as awesome as you're making it sound (or if I run into Jeb Bush), I'm blaming you!

When you're hanging out with me, everything is awesome!! Hahahaha no shit man. :D

And I've yet to see that guy around here, so I think you're good.

So when can I expect you? I've got some laundry on my bed right now, but I'll make room for you hahaha

Ok, I'm really going to bed now. I've been on here WAY too long today
 
Where would I go? to my dad's house in Alaska? I don't think so. :)
Eww no but anywhere far from where you are you make it sound so depressing.

Btw jeb bush is not governor of florida anymore.
 
I didn't realize Jeb was the Gov. of Florida. My bad.

As for moving, I won't be able to go anywhere for a good long while. I'm in college in SW WA right now, so I'm kinda stuck here, but that's ok with me for now. And my parents wouldn't really be thrilled if I went up to them and said 'can i go to texas?' so sorry Milboy.

Lately I've been thinking about California, though...
 
Don't worry dude my tiny ass town sucks pretty hard too, and not in the good way xD i have to find somewhere fun to move when im out of school
 
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that's a pretty durn good intro. there see ya made me sound all southern. :)

anyway enjoy the site!

- mikey
 
tommyj: lol I meant besides that. :)
DDphotos: LOL "and not in the good way"
mikey: thanks for the southern welcome. :)
looseliam: they don't let you pump your own gas in Oregon, either. :P
CudDULL: It was a great suggestion, don't worry. I've dreamt about such a thing for a long time, but I'm stuck where I am for now. Oh, and when you moved out at 17, was that 'cause you moved into a college dorm? :)
 
No moved to an apartment with 3 other guys that already lived there.
 
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