marvtha
Dame Marvtha, Muffinmaker
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HI MUFFINS!
my sister bella is such a stitch!
yesterday we were at the mall ,i was looking at macy's for MY NOMI a nice Burberry baseball cap or some bling and bella needed her weekly fix at hickory farms! JEEZ!
that girl does love her salami and....PIE!
ANYHOO...we spotted your token mall santa dealing out empty promises to the children!
Einstein a.k.a bella dared me to go sit on his lap!!!
ol marvs has been lied to enuf' this year...pearl necklaces, scat, etc. so i declined her dare!
then bella gets all personals like and says she'll buy baby gherkins a new head band if i sat on santa's lap.
poor baby gherkins noggin' is shrinking so her head bands keep slipping and become blindfolds!
i need to add more picklin spice and plump her up!
a momma's "gotta do what she's gotta do" so after standing in line getting threatening glares from parents and looks of horror from kids....i finally perched upon the fat man's lap!
his breath smelled of cheap whiskey, peppermint and desperation!
there were so many broken blood vessels in his nose it was redder than rudolphs!
he asked what i wanted for christmas and seriously people...penthouse declined my christmas wish lists deeming it too vulgar!
anyway i gave it a shot and replied "MY NOMI wearing nothing but a grin!"
then threw in a case of stella artois for the hell of it!
"what's a NOMI" santa asked.
how does one describe ecstasy in human form wrapped in the skin of angels?!?
so i just replied "some guy."
he then licked his lips and whispered "how'd you like to go for a sleigh ride? santa will make sure you get your wish" he winked.
at that moment marvtha felt something on my ass!
oh, a creature was stirring but it wasn't a mouse!
santa had a package for me alright...in his pants!!!!
he hollered to his elves "SANTA'S TAKING FIVE"
'meet me in a few minutes at the gingerbread house in section c" he leered.
he then grabbed a big present under the tree and put it in front of his bulging red pants and hurried thru' the sea of angry children.
"too much plum pudding" i heard him tell one sobbing girl.
ol marvs thought "what the hell...tis the season...i'll screw the fat fuck!"
i explained to bella and she told me she'd probably be in hickory farms for an hour so to take my time.
"ask santa if he has any horny elves. i need a date for the company christmas party tonight" bella shouted as i walked away!
a few minutes later and ol saint nick's pole is way up north!
that gingerbread house was ROCKIN!!!
there wasn't one gum drop intact when we were done and marvtha found some coconut in my pubes later.
i thought i was going to have to call the free clinic...AGAIN!
marvtha has them on speed dial!
i still have the imprint from santa's big ol buckle on the back of my thighs!
my poor "rosebud" is still inflamed also.
santa's an ass man!
who knew????
anyhoo.....marvtha' fucked a mall santa...the holiday season is officially upon us!!!!
oh, and baby gherkins' red& green headband looks adorable on her!
her aunt bella made good on her promise...let's hope santa does the same!
well muffins i gotta call bella and see how her date with dasher went last night!
santa said all his elves were straight but he had a reindeer that swung that way!
blitzen & dasher...what a couple!
p.s. NOMI.......marvtha only let santa do her up the pooper so he would make good on his promise and have you delivered under my tree christmas morn!
my heart belongs to you sweetie! 
I'M ....MEH VTHA!
my sister bella is such a stitch!
yesterday we were at the mall ,i was looking at macy's for MY NOMI a nice Burberry baseball cap or some bling and bella needed her weekly fix at hickory farms! JEEZ!
that girl does love her salami and....PIE!
ANYHOO...we spotted your token mall santa dealing out empty promises to the children!
Einstein a.k.a bella dared me to go sit on his lap!!!
ol marvs has been lied to enuf' this year...pearl necklaces, scat, etc. so i declined her dare!
then bella gets all personals like and says she'll buy baby gherkins a new head band if i sat on santa's lap.
poor baby gherkins noggin' is shrinking so her head bands keep slipping and become blindfolds!
i need to add more picklin spice and plump her up!
a momma's "gotta do what she's gotta do" so after standing in line getting threatening glares from parents and looks of horror from kids....i finally perched upon the fat man's lap!
his breath smelled of cheap whiskey, peppermint and desperation!
there were so many broken blood vessels in his nose it was redder than rudolphs!
he asked what i wanted for christmas and seriously people...penthouse declined my christmas wish lists deeming it too vulgar!
anyway i gave it a shot and replied "MY NOMI wearing nothing but a grin!"
then threw in a case of stella artois for the hell of it!
"what's a NOMI" santa asked.
how does one describe ecstasy in human form wrapped in the skin of angels?!?
so i just replied "some guy."
he then licked his lips and whispered "how'd you like to go for a sleigh ride? santa will make sure you get your wish" he winked.
at that moment marvtha felt something on my ass!
oh, a creature was stirring but it wasn't a mouse!
santa had a package for me alright...in his pants!!!!
he hollered to his elves "SANTA'S TAKING FIVE"
'meet me in a few minutes at the gingerbread house in section c" he leered.
he then grabbed a big present under the tree and put it in front of his bulging red pants and hurried thru' the sea of angry children.
"too much plum pudding" i heard him tell one sobbing girl.
ol marvs thought "what the hell...tis the season...i'll screw the fat fuck!"
i explained to bella and she told me she'd probably be in hickory farms for an hour so to take my time.
"ask santa if he has any horny elves. i need a date for the company christmas party tonight" bella shouted as i walked away!
a few minutes later and ol saint nick's pole is way up north!
that gingerbread house was ROCKIN!!!
there wasn't one gum drop intact when we were done and marvtha found some coconut in my pubes later.
i thought i was going to have to call the free clinic...AGAIN!
marvtha has them on speed dial!
i still have the imprint from santa's big ol buckle on the back of my thighs!
my poor "rosebud" is still inflamed also.
santa's an ass man!
who knew????
anyhoo.....marvtha' fucked a mall santa...the holiday season is officially upon us!!!!
oh, and baby gherkins' red& green headband looks adorable on her!
her aunt bella made good on her promise...let's hope santa does the same!
well muffins i gotta call bella and see how her date with dasher went last night!
santa said all his elves were straight but he had a reindeer that swung that way!
blitzen & dasher...what a couple!
p.s. NOMI.......marvtha only let santa do her up the pooper so he would make good on his promise and have you delivered under my tree christmas morn!
my heart belongs to you sweetie!
I'M ....MEH VTHA!
me for saying that
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