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Ho Ho In My.... Hoo Ha

Marvtha, there is an ugly rumor going around. They're claiming that was a shot of your pussy superimposed on Britney's beaver shot.
Is that true? You can tell me, I won't tell anyone.
 
unclaimedblessing said:
Marvtha, there is an ugly rumor going around. They're claiming that was a shot of your pussy superimposed on Britney's beaver shot.
Is that true? You can tell me, I won't tell anyone.
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UNC!(*8*)
poor britney![-X

marvtha was also in local rag with my Hoo ha" showing!!oops!
i got really drunk one summer at a swimming party.

okay really a truck load of rednecks kidnapped me, gang banged me good then tried to drown me in a pond but we'll call it a "swimming party."
anyhoo.....with the extra lung i was able to hold my breath underwater so they thought i was dead and left me!:eek:

after they scurried off marvtha found her top but not my shorts.
i had to walk down highway 9 without any knickers and long story short.....was arrested for public intoxication and indecent exposure!!oops! ](*,)

the nexy day there was my pic in the paper flailing at the coppers with my poor stretched out labia flapping around!

marvtha can feel for britney...her new mother too!;)
 
marvtha said:
the nexy day there was my pic in the paper flailing at the coppers with my poor stretched out labia flapping around!
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I can't help but think of Dumbo the elephant flapping his ears. :eek:

How are you Marvtha? It's been a bit since me (the stale muffin) has heard from you.​
 
JakeBequette said:
I can't help but think of Dumbo the elephant flapping his ears. :eek:

How are you Marvtha? It's been a bit since me (the stale muffin) has heard from you.​
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JAKIE B!!!!!!!!(*8*) :kiss:

marvtha miss you sweetie!!!

you been behavin yourself this holiday season?

ol marvs has been stealing lights from the neighbors yards and drinking stella!:-$
tis the season!:santa:
join marvtha for a morning mimosa......we'll play catch up!;)
 
marvtha said:
JAKIE B!!!!!!!!(*8*) :kiss:

marvtha miss you sweetie!!!

you been behavin yourself this holiday season?

ol marvs has been stealing lights from the neighbors yards and drinking stella!:-$
tis the season!:santa:
join marvtha for a morning mimosa......we'll play catch up!;)
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K, but then I have to goto beddy bye. It's late ..|​
 
JakeBequette said:
K, but then I have to goto beddy bye. It's late ..|​
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sweetie......it's morning!:confused:

you been out all night carousing the gay bars again?[-X

marvtha will make you some eggs & bacon to go with your mimosa!
fuck it.....marvtha don't cook......swing by hardees for a couple breakfeast sandwiches on your way here.
marvtha will try some solids in her gut today!
see ya in awhile!:=D: ;)
 
Nonimus said:
Ahh, the furry cup - like drinking lager off a barbershop floor.
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NOMI!!!!!!!:sex: :kiss: :luv2:

marvtha's been doing some "hoo ha" exercises so i'll be tighter than scrooge's purse come christmas morn!..|

you want i should shave my pussy for you!?!:cool:

....meh vtha :kiss:
 
marvtha said:
sweetie......it's morning!:confused:

you been out all night carousing the gay bars again?[-X

marvtha will make you some eggs & bacon to go with your mimosa!
fuck it.....marvtha don't cook......swing by hardees for a couple breakfeast sandwiches on your way here.
marvtha will try some solids in her gut today!
see ya in awhile!:=D: ;)
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OMG I got breakfast McGriddles from McDonalds!​
 
Marvtha if you're really going to shave your pussy rent a Weed Whacker.
Don't worry your pretty little head over being too tight.
Remember last time you felt that way you just picked the scabs off the syph pimples and they slid in on the pus.
Keep your hopes (and your legs) up.
 
marvtha said:
yea and you're about 8 hours late!:grrr:

that's okay....marvtha drinkin stella now!(UU) :zzz:

maybe whiskey later then nighty night!
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I told you I was going to bed. You should have joined me! You could have slept on a pile of dirty towels in the floor and felt just like at home!​
 
unclaimedblessing said:
Marvtha if you're really going to shave your pussy rent a Weed Whacker.
Don't worry your pretty little head over being too tight.
Remember last time you felt that way you just picked the scabs off the syph pimples and they slid in on the pus.
Keep your hopes (and your legs) up.
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if i weren't so fuckin' drunk i think my feelings would be hurt!:confused:
 
I'm glad Elvis is happy right now, Marvtha. Myself, I'm having a little hissy fit at the moment!! :mad:
 
gmoney said:
I'm glad Elvis is happy right now, Marvtha. Myself, I'm having a little hissy fit at the moment!! :mad:
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G MO!!!!!!!(*8*) :kiss:

marvtha drinkin!(UU)
if ya want sweetie you can bring over your VAST selection of sex toys and we could play SEX DUNGEON!:sex: :spank: (*k*) (*S*)
 
marvtha said:
yea and you're about 8 hours late!:grrr:

that's okay....marvtha drinkin stella now!(UU) :zzz:

maybe whiskey later then nighty night!
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Marvtha + Stella, I'm the luckiest man on earth!

I haven't been this lucky since the Black Death wiped out the entire Nonimus aristocracy leaving only a stable boy - a bastard heir - to continue the family name

By the way, I love the new face lift, glad you didn't get them to bleach that beautiful moustache, it makes you my dear!
 
Nonimus said:
Marvtha + Stella, I'm the luckiest man on earth!

I haven't been this lucky since the Black Death wiped out the entire Nonimus aristocracy leaving only a stable boy - a bastard heir - to continue the family name

By the way, I love the new face lift, glad you didn't get them to bleach that beautiful moustache, it makes you my dear!
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NOMI MY LOVE!!!!!!!!:kiss: (ww)

marvtha has put on a little "holiday" weight!!oops!

don't worry....i'll lose it after all that sex we're gonna be havin!!!:sex: :sex: :sex:

you like the 'stache!?!..|

it'll tickle your balls when i'm deep throatin' ya!!!!:fellate:


i'm .....meh vtha:kiss:
 
marvtha said:
NOMI MY LOVE!!!!!!!!:kiss: (ww)

marvtha has put on a little "holiday" weight!!oops!

don't worry....i'll lose it after all that sex we're gonna be havin!!!:sex: :sex: :sex:

you like the 'stache!?!..|

it'll tickle your balls when i'm deep throatin' ya!!!!:fellate:


i'm .....meh vtha:kiss:
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Oh yes, time to create another bastard heir - one which I'll deny ever existed in order to preserve my ever-decreasing funds.
 
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