"Hockey players have big butts, and they cannot lie" - ESPN Article

[desertboi]

If you're not familiar with hockey, then are probably aren't aware of the "hockey butt" phenomenon.

As such, I feel responsible to put out a PSA on this topic. ESPN just published an article that interviewed several NHL players about having big butts and trying to find a pair of pants that actually fit.

Check out the article: http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/25707545/the-struggle-real-why-hockey-butts-jeans-mix

 

[Charon]

I'm an assman, but I've never found jocks/athletes attractive. I'll stick to fapping to Aaron's ass and Gay porn, thank you very much.

 

[desertboi]

I'm an assman, but I've never found jocks/athletes attractive. I'll stick to fapping to Aaron's ass and Gay porn, thank you very much.

Hey, whatever works.

 

[unloadonme]

If you're not familiar with hockey, then are probably aren't aware of the "hockey butt" phenomenon.

How about a few photos to illustrate the issue?

 

[desertboi]

A couple of exhibits:

 

[unloadonme]

Great bums. I'd rather help those guys out of their trousers than into them.

 

[desertboi]

Great bums. I'd rather help those guys out of their trousers than into them.

I'm right there with you on that!!!

 

[nycguydowntown]

they just look like hot asses not particular big ones

 

[gsdx]

Sidney Crosby was getting his pants and jeans custom-made when he was still in his teens. This photo doesn't really do his butt justice.

 

[desertboi]

Sidney Crosby was getting his pants and jeans custom-made when he was still in his teens. This photo doesn't really do his butt justice.

True, he does have a fantastic butt!

 

[jockofstrap]

Nice jockstrap to hold things in place.

 

[DantheManFL]

That's Luke in the background.

 

[Thad1527]

Thanks for the link. You all know what a huge hockey fan I am. I was glad to see some of my favorite players quoted, including Anders Lee of the Islanders who I'm going to see Sunday.

 

[rareboy]

They have great leg muscles.

 

[TheLoveableLoner]

If you're not familiar with hockey, then are probably aren't aware of the "hockey butt" phenomenon.

As such, I feel responsible to put out a PSA on this topic. ESPN just published an article that interviewed several NHL players about having big butts and trying to find a pair of pants that actually fit.

Check out the article: http://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/25707545/the-struggle-real-why-hockey-butts-jeans-mix

I think it's hilarious the way the article builds it up.

"I'm technically a 34, but I have to wear a 36 because if my butt."

Yea buddy, that's been me since college and I'm not even the least bit athletic. Lots of men have this issue.

 

[ronboy]

Having lived with a former high school hockey player, (my ex-boyfriend Dave) I can attest that his ass was spectacular!
A pleasure to rim and to fuck!

 

[rareboy]

Their asses don't look that big...

 

[gsdx]

They have great leg muscles.

So do speed skaters and cyclists.

This is 5-time Olympic old medallist speed skater Eric Heiden. Many people here probably don't even remember him, but I sure do.

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[desertboi]

That's Luke in the background.

I cannot confirm nor deny this...