Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fucker29]

I nearly died like 10min ago!!!! I'm still shaking...god I'm so fucking stupid!!!! I had kind of an explosion in my flat 'cause of oil.
DO NOT USE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!

It literally exploded!!! The blaze was HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!!!!!!

Just opened all the windows and turned on the fan so the air clears faster.

 

[Fucker29]

grease fire?

Yes. God I was so fucking stupid. What a fucking idiot!

 

[treanir]

Yeah, water on an oil fire. NOT a good idea.

Glad you're still here! *pets*

 

[gsdx]

You should have watched Mythbusters:

 

[BostonPirate]

I'm glad you are ok!

Get a portable fire extinguisher and heep it handy in the kitchen.

Invaluable...

we can't have you ruining your handsome looks there, champ

 

[Fucker29]

I remember that usually putting a wet towel on top of the frying pan is a good solution. I don't know why I didn't think of that...STUPID!!!

 

[ChickenGuy]

BY FAR the most important thing is you're alright and unharmed.

Silly boy.

 

[gsdx]

use baking soda on the grease fire. I might be wrong on this. my memory is shot on this one.

I remember that usually putting a wet towel on top of the frying pan is a good solution. I don't know why I didn't think of that...STUPID!!!

Baking soda works well. So does a wet towel (or tea towel), but anything which can act as a lid works best. Even a large plate. The fire starves itself of oxygen almost immediately.

 

[Fucker29]

BY FAR the most important thing is you're alright and unharmed.

Silly boy.

That's exactly what happened. Fuck! Why didn't I remember the wet towel thing? I know that shit. I don't know why I didn't think of it.

 

[Corny]

happened once to me, too. i just put the lid on the pan. problem solved.

but fuck that was a pain to clean up. grease .. everywhere .. on top of the cupboards etc etc ..

 

[gsdx]

Why didn't I remember the wet towel thing? I know that shit. I don't know why I didn't think of it.

Panic. You see fire on your stove, you think 'water', not towels.

 

[Fucker29]

happened once to me, too. i just put the lid on the pan. problem solved.

but fuck that was a pain to clean up. grease .. everywhere .. on top of the cupboards etc etc ..

About the cleaning, I'm lucky 'cause the stove is a corner of the kitchen and the walls are covered with tiles (common in Portugal) so the grease's pretty much only on the stove and the walls in the immediate area, nothing more, so it's gonna be a bit easier.
But the ceiling is black...that's gonna be a bitch!

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

If your biggest problem is a scorched ceiling, you win this round.

Please be careful. JUB wouldn't be the same without you.

 

[Fucker29]

If your biggest problem is a scorched ceiling, you win this round.

Please be careful. JUB wouldn't be the same without you.

I know I wanted to have a nice tan this summer but this is more than what I asked for.


I've learned my lesson. When cooking and using oil, never get distracted. And if there's a grease fire, never use water.


Well, there was a flood once, in an entire building, caused by me so...this is nothing.

 

[Fucker29]

just paint the rest of the ceiling black, problem solved

Nah! It's easier to just jerk off and cum onto the ceiling and paint it white again.

 

[Nomenclature]

And it doesn't help that you always cook in the nude, either.

Ah, who needs nipple-hair or eyebrows, anyway?

 

[star-warrior]

I'm glad you're alright, if a little shaken.

As Jasun said, we'd miss you real bad otherwise

 

[Fucker29]

And it doesn't help that you always cook in the nude, either.

Ah, who needs nipple-hair or eyebrows, anyway?

I only cook in the nude for you, long-distance boyfriend.


Regarding nipple hair and eyebrows, I do...they make me purrty.


Hey Bf, I need some lovin' right now...I'm traumatized. Shall we shag?

 

[LilBit]

Eep! I'm glad you're okay, babe.

 

[Nomenclature]

I only cook in the nude for you, long-distance boyfriend.

Make me some ramen, bitch. ::smacks your ass::

Hey Bf, I need some lovin' right now...I'm traumatized. Shall we shag?

::you lay face-down on your bed, and you slowly feel me lay down on top of you and softly slide my lips up your neck, all the way up to your left ear. . .::