home made dildo?

[boydgivenswashere]

Any good suggestions for a home made Dildo? I am a bi curious dude, who is married and it would probably raise an eyebrow or two with my wife if she finds me buying myself a Dildo Looking for a safe alternative.

 

[justaguy]

A carrot (pick for size) inside a condom? Or if you're more adventurous, go for a zucchini, or even a cucumber.

 

[mbamike]

I use to use tools with handles, broomstick, and shovel handle. Cover with a condom, lube up and insert with caution.

 

[peeonme]

A plunger handle works well, I always slipped a zip lock sandwich bag over it and used some Vaseline. Candles are good, an item every one should have in case the power goes out or if we get horny. Again, the sandwich bag keeps the candle clean and fresh.
What ever you use, don't lose it "up there", that's also hard to explain.

 

[KaraBulut]

You would probably want to use something that is not rigid and has a handle that can be used to get a good grip on it while in use. If you think that explaining a dildo to your wife is tough then you definitely wouldn't want to have to explain why you have to go to the emergency room because of an incident with a homemade dildo.

A suggestion: buy a sex toy that is intended and designed to be used as a sex toy. If you and your wife have an adventurous sex life, you can always buy a couple of toys and say that they are for spicing up your sex life. You don't have to include the detail that you want to use it on yourself, too... or if she's very adventurous, you can take turns using them on each other.

Another alternative is to buy a prostate stimulator. They don't look like a penis, they are easier to hide and urologists do prescribe them for guys who have prostatitis.

 

[Hidden Element]

cucumber thats the best i think nice size

 

[KaraBulut]

cucumber thats the best i think nice size

Except that slippery hands and cucumbers make for a bad combination.

Every emergency room doctor has a story that goes like, "Patient stated that he was making a salad and he slipped on a wet floor in his kitchen..."

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I had a playfriend who once was rushed to hospital because he had used a candle as a Dildo Please buy a real sex toy that can't accidentally slip into your bowels.

Except that slippery hands and cucumbers make for a bad combination.

Every emergency room doctor has a story that goes like, "Patient stated that he was making a salad and he slipped on a wet floor in his kitchen..."

I'm sure that's much fresher than actually being served said salad.