Home(o) Cremation

[rareboy]

We have cords of maple and elm and ash stacked up.

But I can't seem to find the instructions on home cremation.

We literally have the highest elevation in our whole area and what a send-odd it would be to build a pyre for the ages?

But Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Not a peep about how to do this at home.

I'm a boy scout but never got a badge in this. I do have a firestarter badge though..or the equivalent


Any tips?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Stack enough wood or your body will end up like that of Gram Parsons.

 

[rareboy]

Oh I know you definitely need a high combustible load.

Just so annoyed that we aren't apparently able to do this chez nous.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Just say you´re having a barbecue.

 

[Vannie]

Just die on stuffed cabbage night.

 

[ShadowCat]

Gas in a pit and a match poof!

 

[Alistair]

Just die on stuffed cabbage night.

You still have to light it.

 

[Cormac135]

I could help you out, even though I'd have to venture back into Canada.

 

[BillyT]

 

[Vannie]

You still have to light it.

Do I have to do everything?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^ Just say you´re having a barbecue.

Say the neighbor who is complaining about a burning body is a Vietnam vet...