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horny defcon level: 5

boxerdudeuk—You are incredibly SEXY!!! Very hot...Wish I could help you with your "problem". He He He :D
 
Boxerdude, where's your chewtoy?

I loved that little thread. lol

Now THAT should have been videoed.

:-)
 
G-Lexington said:
Not offended by you wanting to know - just surprised that, in your 24 months on JUB, you haven't seen any of the multitude of pictures I've posted here. Oftentimes, when I consider posting a photo, I think "Geez, do they really want to see my mug yet again?" Apparently, that concern is somewhat groundless. :)

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I'm the one on the left.

Lex
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Leave Alf alone :spank:

Other thoughts:

Was that stage left? :P
 
Darkflower said:
Boxerdude, where's your chewtoy?

I loved that little thread. lol

Now THAT should have been videoed.

:-)
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haha he's out of town on holidays. plus i don't see him as often as i'd like. it's a friends with benefits thing.
 
Not horny at all. I have an upset stomach and a bit of a headache. And on top of that, I'm desperately trying to finish a draft of my dissertation prospectus before I leave town on Wednesday.
 
boxerdudeuk said:
haha he's out of town on holidays. plus i don't see him as often as i'd like. it's a friends with benefits thing.
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Ah, I see. :(

Oh well, you'll just have to take it out on him when he returns.

For the time being I'm way too stressed out to be horny right now. Or rather, I'm horny, but haven't the proper time or physical energy to do anything about it. I'm moving this week.
 
defcon level: 5?

????

Is that the highest you can get on the scale of being horny?

Tsch.

Or does it mean something else?
 
gdude30 said:
defcon level: 5?

????

Is that the highest you can get on the scale of being horny?

Tsch.

Or does it mean something else?
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uh, i guess i didn't really put too much thought into it. it sounded funny at the time so i just went with it. i didn't really analyze it that much.
 
Dutch182 said:
Just nit picking defcon 5 is everthing is fine boring and dull, decon 1 missles away. Watch the move War Games with Mathew Broddick.
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that's right ! BOXER is actually trying to say hes at DEFCON 1 !! (that's DEFENSE CONDITION, Gdude)

For you lazy bums who won't Look it up:

DEFCON 5
This is the condition used to designate normal peacetime military readiness. An upgrade in military preparedness is typically made by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and announced by the United States Secretary of Defense.
DEFCON 4
This refers to normal, increased intelligence and the heightening of national security measures.
DEFCON 3
This refers to an increase to force readiness above normal. Radio call signs used by American forces change to currently classified call signs.
DEFCON 2
This refers to a further increase in force readiness just below maximum readiness. The most notable time it was declared was during the Cuban Missile Crisis, although the declaration was limited to Strategic Air Command. It is not certain how many times this level of readiness has been reached.
DEFCON 1
This refers to maximum readiness. It is not certain whether this has ever been used, but it is reserved for imminent or ongoing attack on US military forces or US territory by a foreign military poweron't look it up:


HOPEFULLY - the URGENCY of the situation has passed - but BOXER shud be very very happy with so many offers for assistance !!

and if UK boy is going to use US MIlitary terminology - then I'm gonna say "Bangers and Mash"
 
Dutch182 said:
Just nit picking defcon 5 is everthing is fine boring and dull, decon 1 missles away. Watch the move War Games with Mathew Broddick.
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Oh, geek on deck, blue alert!

...no wait, that is "docking procedures..."

Green alert? No....Purple alert? Wait, here it is:

Salmon Alert! GEEKS off the starboard bough. I repeat "Salmon Alert. This is not a drill.."
 
Hey BANKSIDE -- just so u know - if it involves salmon - then - it's definately a DILL !! tee hee !!
And Boxer is way more involved with SAUSAGES in case you didn't know.

Pass the Pocket Protectors out to the class now.
 
The gargoyle officially declares this the least horny "horny thread" ever. It's left me about as firm as a month-old banana. :)

Lex
 
lol... i actually got a nice surprise visit and a great blowjob this morning.... boxer's in a good mood.
 
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