Hot 13 Lists – Is it Thursday Yet?

[EJMichaels]

NEWS FLASH:

Arrived in my email, just moments ago...

My first short story contract!​

 

[EJMichaels]

Great idea!

The jewellery idea is one I would also like to do, but I'm struggling to find pics

Thanks! I have a post for next week - so far, it's just links to two other TTs on 13 sexy men, plus bonus pics, of course. Or maybe it's time for a set of the most downloaded pics. Would you feel like checking your attachments for yours? I was looking for anything over 1000.

 

[Lefty]

Puddles, the Brother Love was an inside joke between
your sister and myself.

Paddles, rather than beat me up (unless than was part of it)
we could try and try and try to make that dream come true.

As to being bored with threads.............honey, with the history and

track records of Paddles and Puddles standing alone or united, the

only concern would be JUBBAL WARMING.

Fantastic news on the Literary front

just don't forget us okay?

 

[redfox70]

NEWS FLASH:

Arrived in my email, just moments ago...

My first short story contract!​

 

[redfox70]

If we're doing Michaels....how about 16 Candles star Michael Schoffeling who played Jake- YUM!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen that movie yet so I've never heard of him until now.

Not easy to find him! Hey, Puddles, what do you think?

No, you're right. I've had a quick look and can't find anything, or at least nothing that would qualify as sexy anyway.

 

[redfox70]

...Or maybe it's time for a set of the most downloaded pics. Would you feel like checking your attachments for yours? I was looking for anything over 1000.

I'll try and check them out some time soon

Puddles, the Brother Love was an inside joke between
your sister and myself.

Okay.

As to being bored with threads.............honey, with the history and

track records of Paddles and Puddles standing alone or united, the

only concern would be JUBBAL WARMING.

Thanks Lefty

Fantastic news on the Literary front

just don't forget us okay?

Yes, remember who your friends were when you were penniless and unknown!

 

[EJMichaels]

...
Yes, remember who your friends were when you were penniless and unknown!

I've spent more on porn in the past few months than I'll be getting for the story.

 

[redfox70]

But at least it was spent for a good cause!

 

[redfox70]

...Or maybe it's time for a set of the most downloaded pics. Would you feel like checking your attachments for yours? I was looking for anything over 1000.

I'll try and check them out some time soon

I had a brief look at my attachments and I currently have more than 16,500! So it's going to take a while to check through them!

 

[Lefty]

Jeez Paddles,

The boyz and I would have been more than happy to demo you.

Close, upfront and since it's you..a Freebie.;

 

[EJMichaels]

Jeez Paddles,

The boyz and I would have been more than happy to demo you.

Close, upfront and since it's you..a Freebie.;

Um, thanks... if you're talking about contributing to my porn collection, I had something in mind I could read in bed while a certain uninterested (in the entertainment, that is) person was nearby.

 

[EJMichaels]

Here's a new kissing thread (third one I know of):
Just Kisses and Hugs

Samples:

 

[Lefty]

Time and travel have irrevocably demonstrated that when

Mistress Paddles is running the gate....it isn't just on

Thursdays or increments of Hot Thirteen Lists that can

stoke the libidos' flames and throw testosterone on

any banked fire....Mistress Paddles knows what and how

to stroke....

 

[EJMichaels]

Thanks. Be sure to say something nice to the guy who started that other thread. So far, it's of notably high quality as picture threads go - variety, tastefulness (and tastiness), etc.

 

[Lefty]

Thanks. Be sure to say something nice to the guy who started that other thread. So far, it's of notably high quality as picture threads go - variety, tastefulness (and tastiness), etc.

yes mistress.

okay, it isn't my cuppa as far as subject matter but I told him

and told the truth, the whole truth too.

 

[EJMichaels]

I consulted the time zone page and found it's Thursday somewhere. In addition to dealing with my impatience, this is educational. From Wikipedia:

The Line Islands, Teraina Islands or Equatorial Islands, is a chain of eleven atolls and low coral islands in the central Pacific Ocean, south of the Hawaiian Islands, that stretches for 2,350 km in a northwest-southeast direction, making it one of the longest islands chains of the world.... Those that are part of Kiribati are in the world's farthest forward time zone, UTC+14. The time of day is the same as in Hawaiʻi, but the date is one day ahead. The time is 26 hours ahead of some other islands in Oceania... The United States previously claimed all the Line Islands under the Guano Islands Act.

Guano Islands Act, you ask?

In the 1840s, guano came to be prized as an agricultural fertilizer and as a source of saltpeter for gunpowder. In 1855, the U.S. learned of rich guano deposits on islands in the Pacific Ocean. Congress passed the Guano Islands Act to take advantage of these deposits.

From the Act: Whenever any citizen of the United States discovers a deposit of guano on any island, rock, or key, not within the lawful jurisdiction of any other Government, and not occupied by the citizens of any other Government, and takes peaceable possession thereof, and occupies the same, such island, rock, or key may, at the discretion of the President, be considered as appertaining to the United States.

So, now you know shit.


I’ll be away from the computer for much of the next week and am very busy. Still, I want to leave you with some lists for this week. Here are two other TT posts containing the author’s idea of sexy men. It might be your idea, too.

http://angelequeford.com/2010/02/04/thursday-13-sexy-men/

http://candidkarina.blogspot.com/2007/09/thursday-thirteen-bringing-sexy-back.html


And a few pictures, including some "leftover" Michaels:


Michael Bellantuono

Michael Stecki

And because it's there...

 

[EJMichaels]

I'm really starting to understand why there are so many pics of men getting wet with their clothes on.

 

[mbamike]

Here's a new kissing thread (third one I know of):
Just Kisses and Hugs

Samples:

I just love this pic! It speaks volumes!

 

[EJMichaels]

For this week - The Penis.

I know, you're shocked. I looked up more words for "penis" and assembled this list of the more colorful terms I encountered. I picked the most unusual and/or ones that were new to me (there are hundreds of names out there).

1. Night Brigade
2. Magic Wand
3. Master of Ceremonies
4. Mister Goodwrench
5. The Devirginator
6. Santa's Little Helper

7. Uncle Reamus
8. Baby Batter Baster
9. Baloney Pony
10. Tonsil Tickler
11. Trouser Trout (I usually see this one as “snake”)

12. Big Jim & the Twins
13. Palm Pickle

Bonus answer listed on one site: If it’s my boyfriend’s, basically it’s called "MINE"

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Just found this on Just Us Three... Maybe I need to add "Buried Treasure" to the list:

 

[redfox70]

There are hundreds of different names out there?! I think I've seen only 2 or 3 of those terms before, or something similar and I've only heard of baby batter in reference to semen/sperm