Hot 13 Lists – Is it Thursday Yet?

[Lefty]

You love me, admit it...add it to the list

 

[EJMichaels]

You love me, admit it...add it to the list

13 for Lefty:

 

[Lefty]

Thank You so much.....

a Thirteen (13) after years of

being Eighty-sixed (86ed)


I'm over whelmed

with Kodak moment types of

thoughts and feelings...... ..

 

[EJMichaels]

I'm using a friend's post for today's contribution. If you like cinnamon schnapps, you might enjoy some of these 13 drink ideas:

http://darlassandcastles.blogspot.com/2011/01/thursday-thirteen-cinnamon-schnapps.html

With the exception of a few drink names, these have nothing to do with sex. Okay, maybe if you drink a lot of them it might...

 

[EJMichaels]

It's Thursday somewhere, so I'm back. Does anyone visit this thread? No matter; I'm posting.

In contrast to the somewhat conventional gay erotica in my earlier post, here are thirteen of my books on more diverse sexual themes, including leather and lesbians, fiction and non-fiction, and one that has romance rather than a lot of sex (“Best Date Ever”).

I was especially impressed with "Pomosexuals: Challenging Assumptions About Gender and Sexuality". Pomo, as in Postmodern.

This brilliant book addresses many of the concerns found in the numerous threads on bisexuals, pansexuals, and other hotly debated labels. It’s one of the only books that had me thinking, “That’s me!” every several pages.

From Amazon.com:

We live in a complicated world, and according to PoMoSexuals, it is a lot more complicated than we thought. Now that society has become accustomed to the idea that gay men and lesbians exist, Lawrence Schimel and Carol Queen have brought together 15 essays dedicated to demolishing those categories. They are not, of course, arguing that homosexuals don't exist, but simply that these categories and words cannot do justice to the wondrous complexity of human sexuality…

…[gives voice to] people living in the gray areas of gender and sexuality who struggle with what it means to have "nonstandard" erotic desires and identities in America. They represent people on the margins of gender and sexuality, ranging from a man who becomes a lesbian woman to a heterosexual woman exploring her attraction to gay men and a lesbian who writes gay male porn...

Here's one of many reviews: http://gaybookreviews.info/review/3168/1167

 

[redfox70]

^ Of course people visit here! It has over 2,000 views! It may just be that people can't decide on a subject to make a list about or can't narrow it down to 13. I know I have that trouble, but I will try and come up with something in the future. But you know me, I'm usually busy elsewhere!

 

[EJMichaels]

Thanks, redfox, and good points! I wouldn't want to distract you from all that fine posting you do.

 

[redfox70]

No problem

 

[Lefty]

^
And I prefer

our more intimate

moments...tres bon.

 

[redfox70]

How about 13 words for the male appendage?

In no particular order:

1. cock
2. dick
3. member
4. pud
5. schlong
6. love-snake
7. johnson
8. knob
9. dong
10. prick
11. pork sword
12. weiner
13. pecker

 

[Lefty]

or maybe just one long winded one from a possessor of one.

my external expression of appreciation and communicator
of love and affection with your inner self.

too hallmark and mouthy?

 

[EJMichaels]

Redfox - That's the spirit!

Lefty - cut a couple of words and you'll qualify with a 13-word phrase. Lovely, but not easy to use in this sentence: “Oh baby, I want your big _____________ in me now”.

 

[Lefty]

physical manifestation of loving endearment and

gratitude for my life enriching noble spirit.

Thirteen words within that framework is indeed a

challenging proposition and one I hope the above

will comply with, while still not sacrificing the

integrity of the original message.




*note* must be read as part of the sentence you submitted with the gap.

 

[EJMichaels]

Wow, Lefty, that's beautiful - and quite a mouthful.

 

[EJMichaels]

It's Thursday in Australia, so it's time for...

"P" is for Penis

Redfox's list inspired me to research this matter and I found some threads on JUB with more lists.
Below are 13 words for penis that begin with a “p”, do not include the balls (no "pork and beans" here), and are not on her list above. These are not recommendations. In alphabetical order:

Pee-pee (also pee-wee)
Pene (Spanish)*
Percy **
Peter
Phallus
Piece
Pink Oboe
Piss Pump
Pizzle
Pocket Rocket
Pole
Poo Jabber (also refers to a gay male)
Purple-headed yogurt slinger (there are several variants of this)

*Both penises and penes are English plurals of penis.
** Australian/British (?), used, for example, in the expression “pointing Percy at the porcelain”. Percy's Progress is a 1974 British comedy film about Percy, the man with the world's first penis transplant.

Although it doesn’t begin with “P”, I want to mention one of the more unusual terms I found: Turd Burglar. Sorry, I thought it was funny. Below are some trouser snakes.

 

[Kyanimal]

WOW!, "J"! Awesome Post!!

And, you can bet that SWEET B&W is going to be showing up again, "somewhere", eventually!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[Lefty]

E-uripides J-oan

I will be in and out today,

Have a homework assignment I must complete

before the train leaves the station for the WEAK-END.

 

[redfox70]

EJ, great work on your list I forgot about "Percy" and "pole"!
(also beginning with the letter "p", purple-headed bed serpent! lol)

Following on from my list of last week here are some words and phrases for testicles

Balls
Nuts
Bollocks
Gonads
Plums
Family jewels
Two veg
Nuggets
Cojones
Stones
Knackers
Sack
Love spuds

 

[Lefty]

Let me grab my bat and glove, we can go down on the field and I will

pitch a couple of fast balls to you....Bring your duffle bag, my sports kit is

packed but we made need more room if someone scores a homerun....EH?

 

[EJMichaels]

Thanks, everyone!

Chaz - This was my second time posting "honey dew me" (probably in Arty several weeks ago). I think it needs to be spread around!

Redfox - Hadn't heard of "love spuds" before.

Lefty - Hmm, thought it involved a tight end...

And to reinforce thread visiting behaviors: