This week: The Prostate
You guys have a gazillion words for cocks, balls, and fucking, but almost none for the prostate, a key player without which the other things would be less joyful (even if indirectly). It sounds a bit clinical, so I've started researching in hopes of finding sexier words. One source of new terms was the Aneros® web site – you know, the folks who make hi-tech sex toys for the butt. They call it the male g-spot, as does almost everyone else. On their discussion forum, I found several alternative terms – at least half of my list.
A quick reminder:
Some of these wouldn't be something you'd actually say during sex or to refer to sex – a few were meant only to be funny, I think.
1) Male g-spot, or more simply, "the spot", as in "Oh, yeah, that's the spot"
2) P-spot (confusing), and splurge spot (not so confusing)
3) Sweet spot (maybe too vague, as it's used to refer to other places)
4) Third rock (actually makes sense)
5) Power point / Powerpoint (I love this one), and Pulse point.
6) Wondernut
7) Glory organ
8) Gland, man gland
9) Bundle of nerves (also rather clinical, but I've seen this used)
10) Nub (not to be confused with nipple, but I assume the context would make it
obvious)
11) Butt button ( probably other variations of button)
12) Jazz-Nugget (and probably other variations of nugget or nub)
13) Skeet Factory, Skeet Machine, Skeet Pump
A few more:
Manclit
Fuck factor (good alliteration, but it might need explaining)
Cherry (could be confusing, but it was mentioned)
Thanks, Mike and Chaz, for the help.
Of course, we need illustrations - some pics of prostate hunting, or perhaps drilling for the jazz-nugget...
Really nice pictures as well, especially the treasure trail one. I'm sure there was a treasure trail thread in this forum, but I guess it must've bombed? Anyway, good work EJ 
I suppose I could have posted something.
