Hot 13 Lists – Is it Thursday Yet?

[Lefty]

Hot Damn I would love to tell you Joanie,

But then, I'd have to kill myself.



G. M. G. G.

 

[redfox70]

I didn't write anything original today, but I think I have a good excuse. I finally submitted my first stand-alone short story. Another piece is almost ready to submit to an anthology for new writers. Would anyone be interested in giving me some feedback on the draft? Here's the beginning:

Friday morning, Michael slid the blanket across his sleeping partner’s ass and admired the firm mounds covered with tiny brown hairs. Eliot’s olive-hued skin and dark hair contrasted sharply with his own pinker tone and dark blond coloring. Michael found Eliot’s fuzzy buttocks particularly sexy. Eliot’s bottom and thighs currently had something even better, ten perfect double tracks left by his cane. Michael noted the absence of bruises and felt pleased with his technique as he kissed along the lines. After placing two rows of soft kisses, he parted the cheeks and briefly tongued the puckered entrance to Eliot’s now-stirring body.

“Why’d you stop? That felt wonderful,” Eliot said.

“I intended to wake you. You’re awake.”

Eliot pressed his face into the pillow and feigned a deep snore.

“Don’t tempt me. We both have work today.” He smacked one fuzzy cheek. Hard.

“Something quick?” Eliot rolled onto his back and palmed the evidence of his interest.

Most of the story involves punishment with the cane, but there is some sex. One female gets caned non-sexually.

Oh I couldn't possibly offer an opinion on your story until I've heard more!

Anyway, back to TT. Link to one I found on the web:

Thirteen things that make a vampire sexy
http://rebecca2007.wordpress.com/20...een-thirteen-things-that-make-a-vampire-sexy/

In my experience, it's all true

Oh and regarding GMGG, or even GGMG, I too am stuck

 

[Lefty]

G.

M ate or M an or M aam

G.

G.

donnie won't get this clue.

 

[EJMichaels]

Oh I couldn't possibly offer an opinion on your story until I've heard more!

I'll have to do something about that.

 

[EJMichaels]

Lefty - thanks for the clues. Working on it.

 

[redfox70]

I'll have to do something about that.

I see you have. Thank you

G.

M ate or M an or M aam

G.

G.

donnie won't get this clue.

Lefty - thanks for the clues. Working on it.

I'm still none the wiser. I think I'm too dumb to play these kind of word games

And I'm not even blond

 

[Lefty]

Joanie, do the story first.

I can't write that.

As far as the Pizzle goes.....

hell, I usually cave anyway.

but don't count on it.



G. Mate. G. G.

 

[EJMichaels]

Joanie, do the story first.

Already done - just waiting for feedback from a couple of people.


I try not to let too many posts go by without a picture.

 

[EJMichaels]

Once again, I'm borrowing a list from another web site. (Hey, research counts for doing work!)

Mixed drinks with naughty names

All of these were posted on the Dirty Birdies blog with recipes and other goodies. They have a food theme this month. Don't try them all in one session.

1. Clit Lickin’ Cowgirl
VARIATION – Leave out the grenadine and mint for the Cock Sucking Cowboy!
2. Tie Me to the Bedpost
3. Black Leather Whip
4. Blowjob
5. The Naughty School Girl
6. Sex on the Beach
7. Orgasm
8. Silk Panties
9. Cum in Your Panties
10. A Piece of Ass
11. Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall
12. Bald Pussy
13. Dirty Red Headed Slut


Don't forget the garnish

Tasty pics:

I've posted this one before (maybe more than once), but I think it's a great picture:

 

[redfox70]

And how many of these have you tried?

I like the sound of the Cock Sucking Cowboy. I love coffee and cream so naturally I'd love a Blowjob and an Orgasm
I'm also partial to Southern Comfort, so I'd probably give those a try as well

Great topic as usual EJ and lovely pics, particularly the last one You're right, it is a great picture

 

[Lefty]

Hey, watch the besmirching of blonds.

Natural blonds are not subject to the

brain damage bleach blond/blondes are.

G. M. G. G.

you know the M.....now new hint



1 or more G equals GOOD.

Btw...........is people mad at me?

 

[redfox70]

I must be really tired because I don't understand your point about blondes

And no, I for one am not mad at you, although I am feeling somewhat ignored

 

[EJMichaels]

Hey, watch the besmirching of blonds.

Natural blonds are not subject to the

brain damage bleach blond/blondes are.

Did I miss some besmirching? Well, Foxy is allowed, but no one else!

G. M. G. G.

you know the M.....now new hint

1 or more G equals GOOD.

Thanks!

Btw...........is people mad at me?

Which people? Why would anyone do that?

 

[EJMichaels]

Hey Foxy - Thanks for the support. I'm afraid there's a waiting list for the Blowjob and Orgasm.

I hope I'm not ignoring you.

 

[EJMichaels]

I must be really tired because I don't understand your point about blondes

I don't get it either. Isn't it your turn to understand Lefty's posts? Even-numbered days, right?

 

[redfox70]

Did I miss some besmirching? Well, Foxy is allowed, but no one else!

Quite right too

Which people? Why would anyone do that?

Indeed, why would anyone wish to ignore dear sweet unassuming Leftykins?

Hey Foxy - Thanks for the support. I'm afraid there's a waiting list for the Blowjob and Orgasm.

Damn

I hope I'm not ignoring you.

No, you're not. At least I think you aren't

 

[redfox70]

I don't get it either. Isn't it your turn to understand Lefty's posts? Even-numbered days, right?

No, mine are the odd-numbered

Oh wait, which is which again?

 

[Lefty]

I see you have. Thank you





I'm still none the wiser. I think I'm too dumb to play these kind of word games

And I'm not even blond

This remark and the dearth of blonds in the threads frequented by certain
ladies would qualify as besmirching to a sad, ignored, abused and oldish
retired natural blond surfer type with the sensitive soul of a poet and the
exacting taste of the true artist but doesn't dish or swish.

No oe is being ignored....at times I am not available as I am doing my own
counseling sessions with needy jubbers. lol.i

 

[EJMichaels]

 

[redfox70]

^ EJ, you shouldn't pander to him!

Originally Posted by redfox70
I'm still none the wiser. I think I'm too dumb to play these kind of word games

And I'm not even blond

This remark and the dearth of blonds in the threads frequented by certain
ladies would qualify as besmirching to a sad, ignored, abused and oldish
retired natural blond surfer type with the sensitive soul of a poet and the
exacting taste of the true artist but doesn't dish or swish.

What can I say? We can't help it if we have good taste

No oe is being ignored....at times I am not available as I am doing my own
counseling sessions with needy jubbers. lol.i

I didn't necessarily mean that I'm feeling ignored by anyone in particular. I guess I'm just feeling a little sensitive, 'cause you know, that's what self-righteous whingers do

People are going to you for counselling? I think they must be misreading the nameplate. They obviously think it says Dr. Lefty O'Freud, when it actually says Mr. Lefty O'Fraud