Hot 13 Lists – Is it Thursday Yet?

[redfox70]

Excellent pics, Foxy, as usual.

Thank you, cousin That was an easy one this week. There's certainly no shortage of material out there!

Leftykins, how crude you are. You've totally lowered the tone of the thread

 

[EJMichaels]

^ He's also confused about who does the rimming.

 

[Lefty]

^ He's also confused about who does the rimming.

Really?

Would you mind sharing how/when you grew your 'rocks'? It would appear that a couple people

here need to understand the concept that rimmimg isn't always limited to a crack in the sack or

using your crevasse tool to go spelunking.

 

[EJMichaels]

By way of Artistry of Male, Masturbation Month amusement:

 

[Lefty]

Gotta run

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4519358449649279&id=62f7c6b4443a6ea6b9bb1bf437c7f2d2

butt,

I'll be back later

http://www.bestmalebutts.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/male-ass-naked-butt.jpg

[IMG][/IMG]

 

[Lefty]

No sweat Joanie,
I was just fishing around for some ideas to
help you here tomorrow

 

[redfox70]

So that's you in the last picture, in the background, holding your rod?

 

[Lefty]

Thankfully NO.

More like the kid on the beach but I've got better hair and
a much more expensive cut.
Very little grey. wrinkles aren't bad.

Fact, the Night Nurse in charge couldn't believe my charts
said I looked 10 yrs younger...and was serious.

 

[EJMichaels]

Continuing with Masturbation Month:

I found a web site that describes 50 masturbation techniques for men. Scroll down to the techniques section for men (there are stories and videos too). For each, there's a picture and detailed instructions. I'm paraphrasing here and not including the pictures, except for a few. I've left the numbering so you can find the techniques.

I picked 13 that seemed particularly interesting, not necessarily the best ones to try - just interesting to me. I'm no expert, obviously.

1. #18 Sit on your heels, preferably while on a soft surface like a bed. Turn the heels outwards to spread your butt cheeks. During ejaculation, spread your cheeks more to intensify the experience.

2. #17 Brace your penis between yourself and a fixed object like a table with a rounded edge. Use your hips and pelvis to create most of the motion, rubbing against the object.

3. #19 Balance yourself on an object like a broomstick. During ejaculation, there is an interesting sensation as the anus grips around the object. You can also lubricate the object and slide back and forth on it.

4. #23 According to the site, if you get this one right, you will feel like you are having sex while your partner is on top. The type of chair you sit on will change the experience. An office chair that can lean backwards or a rocking chair enables a full body thrusting motion. It wasn't explained in detail, so here's a picture.

5. #27 Between couch pillows – easiest with something like a Fleshlight, but the site describes a plastic bag method. Make an insertion receptacle with a plastic bag. Put it under and between the cushions. Use plenty of lube. Leave some of the plastic hanging out to protect the couch. Push down on the cushions while thrusting to adjust the pressure and depth. Be sure to protect the cushions from your messy hands. The mattress version doesn't allow you to vary the sensation, but it will hold a Fleshlight.

6. #30 In the bathtub – kneel so the water flows over your cock while wanking with the method of your choice. Use a sponge or towel to cushion your knees. Test the water temperature with your wrist or forearm first. (The hands and fingers are not very good at sensing temperature.)

7. #31 Bathtub variation: On your back, legs up, so the water hits your balls.

8. #33 Hands-free method with a pillow held between your legs: There are endless variations with body and pillow position, rocking your hips to create friction. Add variety with different fabrics for the clothing or bedding, or layering the clothing.

9. #37 This uses a drinking glass to stimulate the balls, perineum area, and anus (if desired). Sit on the very edge of a bed and let the testicles hang over the edge of the bed. Lower them into a glass to create a unique sensation while wanking. Add more sensation by pushing the glass up against the perineum. You can vary your position to put pressure on the anus too.

10. #38 Apply ice or something else cold to your balls right before you come. You can leave the cold object in a position for hands-free contact at the right moment.

11. #44 The ripe banana/plantain method takes advantage of the slipperiness inside the peel. Slice both ends of the banana off and make the length a little less than your hard cock. Rather than peel the banana in a normal way, make one lengthwise incision and remove insides of the banana carefully. Wrap the banana skin around the penis and masturbate in any comfortable way. Try to match the contour of the banana skin to the shape of the penis for best results. Pick one large enough to accommodate your cock without splitting the peel. Plantains are supposedly more durable. Some people like to warm it first with hot water (which can make it more slippery too.)

12. Use your non-dominant hand with your favorite hands-on technique. (I forgot the #)

13. Use a prostate stimulation toy (many possible variations). Item #49 on the site discusses one of many brands.

 

[Lefty]

I for one will be delighted when May is over and done with.
Several Threads are suffering from this alleged self abuse
month, as if a guy needs directions. Oh well Paddles, you
can't hit everyone out of the park

 

[redfox70]

^ Meds making you grumpy, Leftykins? I think it's a very interesting post and let's face it, it would have been so easy just to post another set of pictures. Good job, EJ

Anyway, I have a sports theme this week, for no other reason than I love sports, thought not necessarily all of those represented in my selection. Oh, and I'm trying to encourage a certain cousin to take more of an interest

 

[redfox70]

 

[redfox70]

Couple of bonus pics. Not so much sport, but more accurately games, but interesting images nonetheless I think

 

[Lefty]

^
post 825...
Pic 1 catches my interest...pic 5 sparks my libido.

I wasn't putting Paddles post down. I was only stating
my response to it. You both know me well enough to know
I respect you all to much to lie and while not throwing you
under a bus ever, will share my opinion...(thats a friend) not
lead you astray.

As you know from experience, if I say nothing there is usually a
valid reason and the topic should probably be left alone.

BTW, I didn't even notice that pic purporting to resemble me
and having looked at it can honestly say NO I DON't.

 

[EJMichaels]

... I think it's a very interesting post and let's face it, it would have been so easy just to post another set of pictures. Good job, EJ

Anyway, I have a sports theme this week, for no other reason than I love sports, thought not necessarily all of those represented in my selection. Oh, and I'm trying to encourage a certain cousin to take more of an interest

Thanks. You posted excellent pics, but I don't think I'll get past Locker Room Attendant anytime soon.

The dartboard one -

 

[redfox70]

Lefty, okay. As for your response to my comment, as per usual I've forgotten what I said so I'm not sure what you mean. Was it something about liking the book pic? So you don't then?

EJ, well I suppose if I can't get you interested in watching sports then the locker room is not a bad place to be

As for the dartboard pic, previously I didn't see anything untoward but I'm guessing you're referring to the positioning of it and the possibility of darts being aimed at him? Who would want to do that to such a sweet looking guy? Oh wait, he's blond, isn't he? Excuse me just a moment while I fetch my darts...

 

[Lefty]

Not all blonds are as homely as the one hiding behind the Dart Board.

Masturbation is a personal call...I find it a lonely and not totally
fulfilling activity. It 'scratches ' the itch but does not cure it.

My sex is best enjoyed with an accomplice or cohort (s) But
there are zillions of vbariations out there, SO...

Now, as to Blonds...we aren't all bad or stupid.

 

[Kyanimal]

I, for one, LIKE the Blond with the Dartboard! I found it 'Interesting' that he's standing on his tip toes. Maybe trying to effect the Aim?

And, who says we're throwing darts?

Anywho! ... Great posts, ALL!

(And, don't get me started about rubbing up against furniture when I was Much younger! )

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[EJMichaels]

13 by Andrei Vishnyakov

It's been a busy week, so I have a link for today's list. You've probably seen the outstanding work of photographer Andrei Vishnyakov hundreds of times without knowing it. In this Thursday 13 post I found, I recognized about half of the photos. His work is posted under "Vishstudio" on sites such as DeviantArt, redbubble, and Dreamstime.

 

[redfox70]

Good choice I've certainly collected a number of his pictures and posted them here and there