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[Kyanimal]

Etymology
Apparently a variation on UMBrella + paraCHUTE; American in origin, it has become associated with British umbrellas, but has never been a Briticism.

Would that include "Bumberchute"?

I have NO idea where "Brolly" came from!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[redfox70]

I use the word brolly all the time and I have no idea where it came from either!

Rand, great idea and effort I didn't have any success with finding umbrella pictures, but maybe I didn't look hard enough. Well done.

This week my pictures come from a list on Model Mayhem called Cover Up Your Pee Pee - which I think is pretty self-explanatory! However, I will add a short explanation why I’ve chosen these particular images. I’ve tried to pick ones where the usual method of covering up isn‘t the case here, e.g., hand, towel, sheet, etc., and instead gone for slightly more interesting and unusual objects/ways. Enjoy

 

[redfox70]

 

[redfox70]

 

[Rand]

Great pictures Red, but it does raise the issue - - - why the cover-up, do they have something to hide? I think an investigation is in order. Chaz, it was shown as Bumbershoot or Bumberchute. It is extremely British, it is just the Brits don't know it.

 

[ElmosToe]

Wow.
With such great submissions, feel so inadequate...

Ej, thank you for sharing some intriguing titles for a future reading adventure.

Rand, truly love the last pic in your set. Beautiful.

Well done Red, very clever, very creative. Made me smile

 

[ElmosToe]

 

[EJMichaels]

It’s International Masturbation Month ​

After a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, an audience member asked [the Surgeon General Joycelyn] Elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. She answered,“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.”

That was the end of Elders' career as America's first black Surgeon General, but the spark for National Masturbation Month. Offended by Elders' ouster, the ever progressive, pro-sex staff of San Francisco's sex toy and education company Good Vibrations decided to find a way to keep the focus on Elders' unjust firing, and to bring talk about masturbation into the mainstream in just the way Elders had envisioned.

Source http://just-usmen.blogspot.com/2013/05/international-masturbation-month-2012.html

The book Queer Facts: The Greatest Gay & Lesbian Trivia Book Ever has two relevant lists. The list of female masturbation euphemisms filled one page. The list of terms for men that referred to food was slightly longer. Interestingly, “tickling the taco” appeared on both. I’d say it was a female term, but I suppose it depends how you’re holding the taco. Sixteen of the men’s terms referred to meat and I’ve included only a couple of those. Also not surprising were the multiple references to bananas and pickles.

1. Calling down for more mayo [I especially like this one]
2. Buttering the corn
3. Slinging the jelly
4. Making instant pudding
5. Snapping the radish [wtf?]
6. Rocking the rhubarb
7. Cuffing the carrot
8. Beef-stroke-it-off
9. Buffing the banana
10. Pulling your taffy
11. Toasting the marshmallow
12. Shaking the sausage
13. Paddling the pickle

In the photo department, I’ve apparently lost my touch because after 10 minutes of searching, I couldn’t find something new to illustrate this post. From last year:

 

[redfox70]

 

[redfox70]

 

[redfox70]

 

[Rand]

what can you do with unbrellas / bumbershoots for the Brits, when it isn't raining?

pretend they are swords ...............................

 

[Rand]

It’s International Masturbation Month ​

Well, it is not food related, but it is patriotic

 

[redfox70]

Are you sitting comfortably?

 

[redfox70]

 

[redfox70]

Bonus pic:

 

[EJMichaels]

I'm not sure why I find the seated pics especially attractive. The more action-oriented pics are fun too, but something about sitting works for me. Am I the only one who wonders if the bare-bummed ones are clean enough to sit on the upholstery? Great bonus pic.


And Rand, thanks for the Month poster and recent pics I neglected to comment on.


I don't feel well - it's some sort of cold - and these cheered me up a little. Thanks.

Editted to add - wow, maybe I'm worse than I thought - my little status light said I wasn't here.

 

[redfox70]

I never gave it a thought as to whether their bums are clean or not, hehehe.

Awww, sorry to hear you're not feeling well

I hope you feel better soon.

As for your light not being on - just another one of JUB's regular glitches no doubt.

 

[Rand]

Well, I'm always glad I'm seated for what gets posted here ............... busy and long day in the office - I too enjoyed the chairs - or at least the occupants of them. The chairs were nothing too special save 1, 9 and 14. All the occupants were nice.

EJ, hope you are feeling better, if not immediately, then quickly. I'm sure you just like the thought of the dominance of the guy sitting while you tower over them with your riding crop ................ or whatever.

thanks,
Rand

 

[Rand]

it was a close ..............