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[ElmosToe]

Rand,

Thank you for providing a more visually soothing contrast to my blunder of a bewildering bounty.

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^these are my favs. DIMPLES!!!!

 

[Rand]

ET - - - I enjoyed your post - - I do not think the landlady is overly upset with you, I think it has a continuation of my putting man-parts on upholstery. She was still freaking out about that, though I assured her that they were Scott guarded, I had Scott guarding each and every one of those men. Please do not sit in the corner of solitude playing with yourself. Come out and play with others. And please do not be so literal when people tell you to use your brain - - use your mouth, your hands, your ass too. But most of all enjoy!

thanks for the nice comments - flattery will get you everywhere

 

[ElmosToe]

^Thanks for that Rand, love that gif! Need to get me one of those.

 

[EJMichaels]

ET - - - I enjoyed your post - - I do not think the landlady is overly upset with you, I think it has a continuation of my putting man-parts on upholstery. She was still freaking out about that, though I assured her that they were Scott guarded, I had Scott guarding each and every one of those men.

Not upset to any degree, except possibly about the excessive apologizing and not taking what I say literally enough. Geez, you guys are so sensitive!

It's good to know that the thread is equipped with Scott guard.

Please do not sit in the corner of solitude playing with yourself.

Unless you send us pictures.


I agree that those pics with butt dimples were especially, um, soothing.

Great find, the humping dog!

 

[EJMichaels]

Searching for some butt dimple (so I contribute man flesh once in a while), I found a post called Twelve Lovely Man Butts. Of some interest:

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Would be better if the pants were properly designed...and I think there are some other problems, but still...

 

[ElmosToe]

^My sense of humor may have implied extra sensitivity...so...wait for it...SORRY (haha!)
Rest assured, the only thing I hope is too sensitive is my my other head. Love the vid and pic eJ.

I did get what you were saying and wasn't taking it any other way eJ, doubt Rand was either...just banter, it's all good.

 

[EJMichaels]

I got that, ET. I was teasing too, sort of. Your sense of humor is one of the many attractive things about you. I've run into some overly sensitive folks around here (other threads, of course), so I wanted to be sure... (Plus my thinking-to-feeling ratio is not to everyone's liking.) And speaking of liking, this (thank you!) bears repeating:

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I hope Chaz and other foot fans notice that toe and arch action...

I told my sub he's not allowed to masturbate again until he becomes one with his new butt plug, something that was definitely not his idea.

 

[EJMichaels]

A spin-off of Masturbation month – the Masturbate-a-thon!

Record performances include:

2010 San Francisco
• The former record holder of "Longest Time Spent Masturbating" is sex toy company TENGA worker Masanobu Sato, who pleasured himself for 9 hours and 58 minutes.

2009 Denmark
• Masturbation time—men: 7 hours and 45 minutes
• Masturbation time—women: 5 hours and 4 minutes
• Number of orgasms—men: 8—Danish record
• Number of orgasms—women: 222—World record

And more dimples!

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[Kyanimal]

Searching for some butt dimple (so I contribute man flesh once in a while), I found a post called Twelve Lovely Man Butts. Of some interest:

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Would be better if the pants were properly designed...and I think there are some other problems, but still...

I'm thinking the only thing he's wearing is Paint!

So, I can't find too much wrong with the design, given the shape of the canvASS.

As for the other guy's Foot, you BET I noticed!

And, of course, you're definitely going to have to keep us posted on your sub's progress!

Keep Smilin'!!
Chaz

 

[EJMichaels]

... So, I can't find too much wrong with the design, given the shape of the canvASS.

Good point. Still, don't you think the pockets, for example, are a bit low?
And isn't his entire ass too low? I mean the distance from his waist.
Here's a helpful pic for comparison:

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From http://vintagejeansguys.blogspot.com/search/label/Butt

 

[Kyanimal]

Granted! That's True! However, the pockets on the right seem to be Much lower!

Maybe we should run him through something like this ....

 

[EJMichaels]

And while I have the butt folder open...

 

[EJMichaels]

...Maybe we should run him through something like this ....

 

[Kyanimal]

^^ THAT belongs in ET's "Dimples of Venus" thread, too!

 

[ElmosToe]

Thanks for the....(butt) plug... (uh oh, did I just make a funny?)

love the usb gang bang.

 

[redfox70]

 

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[redfox70]

Bonus pics:

 

[LilBit]

Have I ever mentioned that my high-school crush was the soccer team? (Yes, the whole team.)

 

[Rand]

and we should find that odd, strange or merely very selfish of you for not sharing?

and thank you Lady Red for the socks of blue !



Yes, we have no ...............

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Hey ET, are you just glad to see me or is that a ............. in your pants?



this post has been EJ sanitized - - no upholstery was stained or dirtied - - any and all cum that was spilled, spewed, spattered, shot, dribbled, drained or discharged was hoovered up by ET. Thank you sir!