Hot, maybe horny friend staying with me

[CGHJ]

Yeah right? I'll be honest he's so hot it's still tempting, but I'm not going to expend any effort. It's karaoke night at the local bar 2nite, and my favorite bartender is back and it's 75 cent well drinks so I guarantee we're both gonna end up smashed. Who know what'll happen if we're both drunk you may get to watch that video anyway

But I ain't gonna make any effort. If it happens it happens.

 

[rreese]

Well I will cross my fingers. How long are you planning on letting him stay? If all else fails go find Chuck. I am sure he will play. LOL!

 

[CGHJ]

Actually he just came in to tell me some girl he likes is coming out too. Which is fine, I hope he gets some.

I also just found out the guy I really like and actually have feelings for is gonna be home alone next month. His bitch wife who doesn't love him and is pregnant with someone else's kid is going out of town...and she specifically warned me that if she caught us hanging around other women she'd kick both our asses. NO PROBLEM I can't wait to spend time with him.

Loser dude...he said when he asked for a place to stay that he'd be leaving for home as soon as his last check came in 2 weeks. So he can stay 2 weeks from last Monday, and then he's out, and would be even if we were fucking around, I don't need or want a roomie. After that I got some USMC buddies that will carry him out, if need b

It could still happen tonight...if the chick who's coming out doesn't want to sleep with him, but only if he asks for it and I get drunk enough not to care. Well the latter part is pretty assured, 75 cent well drinks means I'm getting carted home in a wheelbarrow.

 

[videoboi08]

I'm loving this story.... its like a soap

 

[AlmondMilk]

How do you meet all of these marine fellas? I guess you have your connections especially if you're a part of semper fuck lol.
By any chance, got any hot marine friends over in Long Island? Just kidding, just kidding... for now. For now it'll only be in my fantasies.

Well, still... he's hot as hell. I think I'd just be one of those low lives who would still want more from him XD ahahah. Did you ask him if he could help around? I mean, I know the helping should good from the "goodness of his heart" (lol, cliche, much?), but maybe he takes the phrase "feel at home" to seriously. I know sometimes I do when I stay at a person's place too long.

If you still have a long ways before he leaves, try and set some ground rules. He may be an ass, but hopefully he realizes he's not on his own..and this is your place not his. I mean, sex would be a kind of payment...I guess...but it's something that feels good for you and for him. Sex isn't really something that would help clean up. So I guess just bluntly ask him if he could help out. If you already did and he's being a beezie about it, kick his ass out ;P

 

[CGHJ]

How do you meet all of these marine fellas? I guess you have your connections especially if you're a part of semper fuck lol.

It's actually WHY I started SF, because I meet al these marine fellas. So SF came from knowing them, not the other way around.

Well, still... he's hot as hell. I think I'd just be one of those low lives who would still want more from him XD ahahah. Did you ask him if he could help around? I mean, I know the helping should good from the "goodness of his heart" (lol, cliche, much?), but maybe he takes the phrase "feel at home" to seriously. I know sometimes I do when I stay at a person's place too long.

If you still have a long ways before he leaves, try and set some ground rules. He may be an ass, but hopefully he realizes he's not on his own..and this is your place not his. I mean, sex would be a kind of payment...I guess...but it's something that feels good for you and for him. Sex isn't really something that would help clean up. So I guess just bluntly ask him if he could help out. If you already did and he's being a beezie about it, kick his ass out ;P

He's hotter in those photos. I have a thing for clean cut guys, hence marines. Buzzcuts and clean-shaved faces. Now that he's out he's sporting a big mohawk and a goatee, not so much. Also, I like me some hygiene.

We went out to the bar last night for karaoke, and he started getting a little frisky again. Near the end of the night he takes me into the bathroom and wants to make out. I'm not really into it anymore for the reasons I've laid out above, but if he wants to have some fun...then he says "OK some girls are here to pick me up" and runs out the door. I text him "You are such a dick". He says he'll "make it up to me tomorrow".

Now, I'm not jealous and I never wanted to date this guy or have a relationship. I made that clear in the beginning. If I get mine, I don't care if he goes and gets some pussy too. I like pussy, it's perfectly understandable. However, all I get is a cocktease. And he's just not awesome enough to get away with that.

Come in at 4 am, by breaking in through my side window. Wakes me up, tries to come on to me, I'm having none of it. About a minute later I have wood and I'm like, "well, might as well fuck around a little bit." I go out to look for him and he's gone. I call him, he's off with the girls again. I text him "You are such an ass". He texts back, "tomorrow I'll make u cum".

I go to pour myself a drink to help me get back to sleep. Turns out the reason he came back was to take my vodka.

Comes back with the girls like 5 minutes ago. I ask him if he brought the vodka back. "Yeah, it's in the freezer." I just looked, no it is not.

So your idea of getting him to fool around with me in exchange for living here...he's way ahead of you. It's ME that's over it. He's so not worth it.

 

[CGHJ]

OK you wanna hear something really funny?

A couple days ago we were out at a chinese restaurant. You know how every chinese place is mandated by law to have those paper placemats with the animals that represent the year you were born. I think when the pres goes to visit the leaders of China and they sit down for a state dinner they probably eat off those placemats.

Anyway, he is a 'Tiger' and I am a 'Monkey'. Of course it also says who you're compatible with, or not. And it says on the placemat that tigers should avoid monkeys and vice versa.

We joked about it at the time, but from now on whenever I meet somebody I'm going straight to the placemat! I will never doubt it again

 

[Halifaxboy8]

Fuck him. Dry.

 

[CGHJ]

He won't do anal, that's his one thing. I might, might let him suck me off. It's hard for me to cum from a BJ and I've already jerked off twice today so that could be almost as good

 

[rreese]

Wow! How many times is he going to make it up to you? lol! I bet he will just continue to prolong going any further with you. He sounds like a shit head. He needs to bounce up out of your place.

 

[CGHJ]

Wow! How many times is he going to make it up to you? lol! I bet he will just continue to prolong going any further with you. He sounds like a shit head. He needs to bounce up out of your place.

Yeah...it's too bad but I had never really hung out with him that much before. Now that I get the full picture, it's just not worth my time or trouble.

It's not him prolonging anything at this point...turns out he smoked some meth last night with those girls, then claimed he drank all my vodka (when he said it wasn't getting drunk and that he had brought it back and out it in my freezer) because he was high. I'm a little pissed about the vodka, because I really needed some last night, and just had to go out any buy some more because I'm pretty sure I'll need it tonight. But it's the lying (and the meth) that's a dealbreaker. I wouldn't fuck him with your dick.

I get lots of guys who want to play because we are such close friends, because they're curious, or because they're bi and they like me. I call this guy out as someone who thinks I'm hot for his ass and can be taken advantage of because I'm dick-whipped. It's not dick that I love, it's bro-ness. If you're not a good bro, I won't be interested no matter how hot you are.

Especially if you're a lying, stealing meth-head who plays head games and won't take showers. What exactly would I be interested in again?

 

[belgarion63]

Honestly, the "make it up to you" sex would have to be pretty friggin amazing to actually make it up to me were I in your situation....guy's a loser....a hot loser...but still a loser...I say kick him out and go spend some "quality" time with married guy

 

[rreese]

Especially if you're a lying, stealing meth-head who plays head games and won't take showers. What exactly would I be interested in again?

You have mentioned this serval times and I am a little confused. Why is he afraid of taking a shower? A bar of soap and some water can go a loooong way. lol

 

[CGHJ]

You have mentioned this serval times and I am a little confused. Why is he afraid of taking a shower? A bar of soap and some water can go a loooong way. lol

Tell me about it. My shower is NOT broken. Although the one time he did use it he got water fucking everywhere

 

[CGHJ]

I say kick him out and go spend some "quality" time with married guy

'Married Guy' spoiled me on everyone else.

BTW our nickname for him is 'Horsecock', 3 guesses as to why. His only problem is he hasn't learned how to suck dick very well yet. I'll fill you guys in on that one shortly...hopefully it has a better ending

 

[CGHJ]

So I'm about to go hang out with Horsecock and his wife...and Loser Dude is going to drop me off there so I don't have to drive. How's that for awesome

Other than, since I won't be able to actually do anything with Horsecock, I'll prolly be so horny when I get home that I'll end up raping Loser Dude.

 

[AlmondMilk]

Kick loser dude out, bro. You already know he's using you. He's taking your vodka, living in your space and not helping out. Sorry about my last comment being all confusing. I meant that it sex should be a form of pleasure for you both and not just for one person. He seems to get off on the idea that he has you wrapped in his fingers. One moment he's there, the next he's getting some pussy.

Sure it definitely seems fun to mess around with the guy, but someone who disrespects a person who's being a genuine friend DESERVES THE BOOT. You know you're irritated by the way he's acting, yet he's still here. And you know plenty of hot marine fellas. Just because this one guy's a jerk, doesn't mean you have to fall for him or his sense of bending the rules. Yeah, the guys who seem to get what they want when they want ARE HOT, but they're a waste of time.

You might not be able to get action with "Horsecock," but hey, at least you get to spend some time (Even though it might not be anything intimate and sexual) with a guy who actually is putting in an effort to the friendship.

I know I'd also be wondering if I should keep Loser Dude in my place if I were in that situation, but as a guy who is NOT in the situation, I'm telling you to boot his ass out. If he can get meth and girls and stuff, then he can get his own vodka!

Good luck bro :/ and if things get much worse, rape his ass and send him packing. You didn't need to help him, but you did anyway. This was generosity on your part. omg I'm sounding like a broken record. ok i'm done XD

 

[Agoateeguy]

a most interesting read I grant you. a bit on the dramatic side, but still interesting for a variety of reasons.

now, from my point of view this guy is a control freak who is enjoying using you. he may not know it clearly at this point, but if he is lucky and grows up he'll see how his behavior was not so honorable. he clearly has some deep issues.

and it sounds to me like you are developing a nice sense of boundries and self respect here based on his disrespectful actions. been there myself. I say good for you.

i like your comment about dick versus bro-nes. nothing like a good peer to share one's feelings with and share one's sex with. i'm not a dick chaser and prefer "bro-ness" to all else. it means so much more in the end. and your friend is not going to be there for you in the end.

 

[CGHJ]

Meh. Not my cuppa.

Be careful this meth heads don't bring you down with them. Too much rednecked drama, drugs, stabbing and adultery following these dudes you lust for. Playing with fire if you ask me.

OMG I'm going to agree with MoltenRock! Kinda.

Yeah that's pretty much the killer. I've had experience with them before. When he moved in he complained that the people at his old construction job accused him of smoking meth, and he said he was really hurt by the allegation. But it's clear now that they knew what they were talking aout, and he's just a liar.

I don't actually know any of the rest of them, except I met the girl he's off with right now (he's not at home, thank gawd) and she's the one that smoked him out.

I've known plenty before, and they're always trouble. I'm a pretty non-judgmental person but (to quote Louise Griffin from Family Guy) meth is a helluva drug. I don't want any of those people anywhere around me, I got enough issues in my life.

The part where I'm going to disagree with MoltenRock is "these dudes (plural) you lust for". It's just one dude, and I stopped lusting for him the moment I found all this out. All the other dudes I know would never have anything to do with meth or anyone who was using it. I'm not so much playing with fire, as trying to figure out how to put out that fire without getting burned.

 

[Thrasher12]

OMG I'm going to agree with MoltenRock! Kinda.

Yeah that's pretty much the killer. I've had experience with them before. When he moved in he complained that the people at his old construction job accused him of smoking meth, and he said he was really hurt by the allegation. But it's clear now that they knew what they were talking aout, and he's just a liar.

I don't actually know any of the rest of them, except I met the girl he's off with right now (he's not at home, thank gawd) and she's the one that smoked him out.

I've known plenty before, and they're always trouble. I'm a pretty non-judgmental person but (to quote Louise Griffin from Family Guy) meth is a helluva drug. I don't want any of those people anywhere around me, I got enough issues in my life.

The part where I'm going to disagree with MoltenRock is "these dudes (plural) you lust for". It's just one dude, and I stopped lusting for him the moment I found all this out. All the other dudes I know would never have anything to do with meth or anyone who was using it. I'm not so much playing with fire, as trying to figure out how to put out that fire without getting burned.

Well if you realy want to get rid of him fast then try it with the old fashioned way; kick his ass out

If you want to be gentle and not too bitchy explain it to him, that you don't run a sailor/meth/hooker/hygene low daycare center and then proceed to kick his ass out and be done with it.