How Big are your Balls?

[Peloso]

He said 'looks'.

You never know who is hiding behind their username and avatar. There's always the possibility that his partner actually is a double bacon cheeseburger, LGBTQDBC rights and all. His pronouns are "medium rare" and "no pickles".

 

[Kahaih]

/\ But, isn't "no pickles" too gender specific?

 

[Alistair]

/\ But, isn't "no pickles" too gender specific?

See now I’d think medium rare was a gender and no pickles would just be a preference.

 

[Kahaih]

Should we consider a veggie burger with nuts just to get back on topic?

 

[me203]

Well, burgers of whatever kind might not be too far off topic. "You are what you eat." If that saying is right, someone who eats nothing but burgers of whatever kind will presumably be that burger--down to and including his nuts.

 

[me203]

The grocery store has shelled nuts. (I see them here every fall.) I suppose next time I go shopping, I'll examine those nuts...and this might happen:

Old woman (Grandma type): Are you having trouble choosing? I love almonds, but sometimes I like to have hazeltnuts!

Me: No, I'm trying to figure out what is the closest match to my testicles!

[Old woman faints, and falls face first into the nut bin.]

 

[pigface]

About the size of a dinosaur's brain.

 

[ChristianGianni]

One time when I was surfing and was coming in through the breakers and a wave flipped my board up and it hit me in the Nuts, they were the size of oranges for a couple of days. NOT a pleasurable experience.

 

[rareboy]

Well that was a surprise. I thought I was going in for a venous ultrasound after hurting my leg a few weeks ago and instead it was a re-check of the Variocele on my left nut.

It is definitely still bigger than a walnut...more the size of a small egg.

But my right nut still tells me I am pretty.

 

[me203]

One time when I was surfing and was coming in through the breakers and a wave flipped my board up and it hit me in the Nuts, they were the size of oranges for a couple of days. NOT a pleasurable experience.

Ouch!

Although you should have made good of a bad experience. That would have been the ideal time to say in profiles: "I've got nuts the size of oranges!" And just forget to mention "it's temporary". And also forget to delete that later on.

I remember when I was about 13 a day when one boy in my PE class somehow whacked himself hard in the balls. I'll never forget how he was doubled up in pain. (And, of course, another boy immediately told me: "He just hurt something you don't have!")