How big is the package of the poster above?

[bankside]

CupidBoy, if I go by your username and use classical statuary as a reference (not sure why that would occur to me lol) then I'd have to say on the petite side. Pa TEET. A cherubic nubbin. But hard as marble.

If you had to guess, how big is package of the poster above?

I'll start:

10 inches and thick.

The only thing above your post is an ad for Broke Straight Boys, and I'm going to assume you're fairly accurate with that.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

I'm going to guess he's THIS big:

 

[FPNY]

two hands and a head.....

 

[Gentleheart]

about 5" and thick

 

[palbert]

Bigger than a breadbox.

 

[FPNY]

a nine iron....

 

[star-warrior]

^ rolls out like a fire hose and shoots huge jets that can put out a blaz.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

^^^
Doesn't jerk off, he throws it over his shoulder and burps it.

 

[star-warrior]

^ needs a hibernation chamber to plug his into to get his jollies. Claims that resistance is futile, but enjoys the ohm farads of time when his dick is being sizzled in the socket.

 

[Pcp3t3]

Horses get intimidated.

 

[Pcp3t3]

Bigger than his Avatar's.

 

[Alnitak]

Can't go into a deli without being accused of stealing.

 

[ronboy]

Huge, and ready for Sir Ron's waiting mouth!

 

[King Gumby VIII]

^ ginormagantuan

 

[Pcp3t3]

Larger than a "great white".

 

[King Gumby VIII]

Super-Sized.

 

[ronboy]

The royal scepter is simply to die for!

 

[ravenstar]

He's massive. You can tell by the way he's hunched over when he walks.

 

[dereperez]

Deserves to be in the Guinness Book of World Records for largest measured penis on record.

 

[ravenstar]

you liar, you've seen it, it's what it is, not big or small

now your's, absolute perfection