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How can I act more straight?

I don't know the answer to your question, but if we could find Newboy12, I'm sure he could tell us.
 
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Learn to love yourself.

But if you cant I suggest you be like a child, in a sense that you need to find a role model, a masculine one. Tada!
 
Now taht I'm a much more placid and kind... accepting Soilwork, I no longer feel the need to twist the heads off people who use phrases like "straight acting" to spit down their necks.

however, I do think anyone who uses the term "straight acting" is a lame-tard who needs to stop thinking that being gay means being less of a man.

I supposed you could do what a lot of losers do... claim to be bisexual since in their twisted minds, liking girls makes you more of a man. (it doesn't.. let us not forget that Esera Tuaolo is gay and Andy Dick is bisexual.. who would YOU rather have as a role model?)

Or you could just learn to accept being a confidant, unappologetic gay guy and stop living your life to please others. If you spend your whole time trying to shoe-horn yourself into a role just to impress other people... well... you really need to get a life.

Sorry.. wish I had better news.
 
Meh... just part of growing up and accepting yourself. I used to worry that strangers would think I was gay just by the way I looked. Eventually I discovered that I wasn't the center of the universe and people were not thinking about me at all. :)
 
To answer your question, Peanut, there are a number of things you can do to come off as straight at the gym: never look at guys unless they're playing a sport on TV, but look at girls as much as possible (leer a little and let a little dribble come down on your chin for that extra touch); make sure none of your clothes quite match, and are in a slight state of disrepair (not that all straight guys are slobs and all gay guys are neat-freaks, but that's how it reads to the uninformed); work more on your arms and chest than anything else, never do cardio, and never ever do anything intended to "pump your glutes."

Unfortunately, it's too late for that gym... once a thought is thought, it cannot be unthought. You're going to have to change gyms if you wish to flee the Scarlet Letter of Gayitude.

And really, why bother? If you're going to hold yourself hostage to the nebulous whims of what other people think (particularly those who are not good at thinking), you'll never be happy. Be a good person and people will like you... not everyone, of course, but the worthwhile ones.
 
Let's go on an all out offensive and say that if you want people to think you're 100% straight and never ever question your sexuality...

Talk about women like they're whores and like you think they always want you and should be on their knees compeltely naked 24-7.

Be hypocritical and condescending.

Have no shame. Get as trashed as you want and even when you aren't, act as disoriented as possible.

Dress like you're someone you're not.

Have little care for the events happening around you. Focus on yourself.
 
Just be yourself...
No need to label or try and be anything different than what you are.
 
Hmmmm... I know more gay men than straight men with these traits - most of the straight men I know are drama free.

luminum said:
Be hypocritical and condescending.

Have no shame. Get as trashed as you want and even when you aren't, act as disoriented as possible.

Dress like you're someone you're not.

Have little care for the events happening around you. Focus on yourself.
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Johnny Yen said:
Hmmmm... I know more gay men than straight men with these traits - most of the straight men I know are drama free.
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Well, I'm in a college setting. If we were talking traits of real straight guys who unfortuantely, do get questioned about their sexuality because they're not a 10 on the machismo meter, we'd be agreeing.

But for all the guys I know on campus who are '100% straight' these are the majority of their qualities.
 
On a realted note, people think I'm short and bald.

Is there anyway I can stop people form thining that?
 
Scratch your balls and say.....Bullshit

Instead of giggling and saying...Sweet..
 
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