how can I get a one night stand with str8 guy?

[aznative]

My bro is smoking hott, I tried teasing him (touching his ass) and getting him drunk but he doesnt give in? Suggestions? Or real stories?

 

[SuprSonic]

Give up. It's not happening.

 

[Lostlover]

AZNATIVE: When you find out, please let me know.

 

[MascutarHero]

He is straight.......

that should answer your question......

 

[Beachguyj]

 

[Soilwork]

You intoxicated him hoping that he'd have sex with you.

I'm glad you're not my bro.

 

[Saybrooke]

Would I be wrong in saying getting someone drunk and having sex with them is rape?

I feel like if its not, its still wrong and not fair to him

 

[Today4U1989]

Have you invited him to go to IKEA with you? Oh, wait, I might have read that wrong. You are looking for a nice nightstand to match your bedroom suite right? Oh, no. You want a one-night stand with a straight guy. Oh, damn. It aint happening; hang it up.

 

[hotatlboi]

I think you need to review the definition of straight.

 

[medic1]

Actually , it is really easy , just click your Ruby shoe`s 3 time`s then say i want
a one night stand with a strt guy .

By the way dont forget Toto .

 

[medic1]

Would I be wrong in saying getting someone drunk and having sex with them is rape?

I feel like if its not, its still wrong and not fair to him

Hey there .
Nope you are not wrong , here in Scotland there is a law that means you can be
charged with rape .

It is called Rape through uninformed Consent .

 

[healingduck]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

[chrisw87]

I think you need to review the definition of straight.

and the definition of rape.

 

[andysayshi]

Speak to a doctor about gender reassignment.

By definition, straight men have sex with women, so you will need to become a women to have sex with a truly straight man.

Have a nice vagina.

 

[Ninja108]

Simple...you don't.

 

[Saybrooke]

Hey there .
Nope you are not wrong , here in Scotland there is a law that means you can be
charged with rape .

It is called Rape through uninformed Consent .

Hello my good sir!
Ah ha! I was right about something! ^.^
Well there you go op! Don't do it!

Btw whats with all the pictures of trolls? I'm confused @.@

 

[G-Lexington]

Try getting him drunk again, but this time, get him so drunk he passes out. Because the only thing hotter than having sex with a straight guy is having sex with an unresponsive straight guy.

Then, the next day, when he finally sobers up, play the victim. Say he totally hit on you and forced you to have sex with him. Act like the friendship is totally over, and you don't want anything to do with him ever again. Let him plead and cajole you into remaining in the friendship, at which point you'll go out drinking to celebrate. At which point, repeat.

Or you could just go find a gay guy who actually DOES want to have sex with you. But I'm sure that's far too easy.

Lex

 

[Latimer]

You don't have to be gay to have sex with another man. Ask Jasun. He's friendly with a number of straight men who have gay sex.
Years ago I had sex with a straight friend. It was pretty much his idea. He wanted to experiment, see what it was like. It was great, actually. We only did it once.
What you need is a straight friend who wants to experiment. Obviously it's not this guy.
Alcohol? Alcohol lubricates a lot of sex--along with camaraderie and conversation-- in the world. It's not always a question of "getting someone drunk", rather the fact that alcohol decreasing inhibitions.
High testosterone never hurts either.

 

[aznative]

Try getting him drunk again, but this time, get him so drunk he passes out. Because the only thing hotter than having sex with a straight guy is having sex with an unresponsive straight guy.

Then, the next day, when he finally sobers up, play the victim. Say he totally hit on you and forced you to have sex with him. Act like the friendship is totally over, and you don't want anything to do with him ever again. Let him plead and cajole you into remaining in the friendship, at which point you'll go out drinking to celebrate. At which point, repeat.

Or you could just go find a gay guy who actually DOES want to have sex with you. But I'm sure that's far too easy.

Lex

Haha its worth a shot.. Haha thanks

 

[rareboy]

I love pathetic stories about homos wanting to nail some straight guy....because they know it is an excuse for why they never have actually had sex.

And by bro, I'm assuming that you mean your best friend.

And not your actual bro.