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Hm, since your username sounds a bit like Detroit, is this your workplace?
Try a few of these:
Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
Hey baby, what's your OS?
My docking station or yours?
Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
Nice bolts. Wanna screw?
Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise.
Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.
I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?
Wanna touch my mouse?
Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?
When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
Beep beep boop beep beep beep boop sex.
You make my interface GUI.
