how can i trick yeahright into getting me pregnant?

[fabulouslyghetto]

Sounds like you need a leash for your man, Miss Karen.

Theres half a chicken sandwich in my fridge, want those leftovers too?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I never said I would let him hit it either. Jeesh...all I said was he looked alright and wasn't shamu.

Easy there casanova, how did you know that the key to a girl's heart is talking about how fuckable her arch nemesis is?

 

[BFizzle]

Theres half a chicken sandwich in my fridge, want those leftovers too?

Nah, you need something to fill your emotional void.

And it doesn't look like yeahright1991 is gonna be filling anything of yours anytime soon.

 

[G-Lexington]

Can you dress up as a bottle of rum?

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Can you dress up as a bottle of rum?

Lex

Is a pig's pussy pork?

 

[G-Lexington]

Drinking a full bottle (or two) doesn't constitute "dressing up as a bottle of rum". Just for the record. there.

Lex

 

[Axxess]

And it doesn't look like yeahright1991 is gonna be filling anything of yours anytime soon.

He might fill her drink for her. He is a gentleman after all.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Drinking a full bottle (or [STRIKE]two[/STRIKE] four) doesn't constitute "dressing up as a bottle of rum". Just for the record. there.

Lex

Corrected for accuracy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

He might fill her drink for her. He is a gentleman after all.

And good in bed.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

.....

Is that the thief who stole this season of american idol from Jesus-icca Sanchez in your avatar?

 

[yeahright1991]

I've made my appointment for a vasectomy.

Good Day.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I've made my appointment for a vasectomy.

Good Day.

baby we should talk about this, stop trying to control everything it means you dont trust me.

 

[yeahright1991]

^@karen_walker. No.....It's my body...therefore that decision is completely within my control.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^@karen_walker. No.....It's my body...therefore that decision is completely within my control.

May be your body but whats in between those legs is MINE

 

[yeahright1991]

MOE! Really? Really?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

*does not approve of the ratchet-ass fuckery being discussed in this thread*

You would be the godmother *countdown to you changing your tune in 5, 4, 3, 2.....*

 

[AlmondMilk]

Poke holes when his head is turned the other way? Or use a non water based lube? 0.0



Tempting with cookies is always the easier way, though.

 

[yeahright1991]

Poke holes when his head is turned the other way? Or use a non water based lube? 0.0



Tempting with cookies is always the easier way, though.

It's a moot point. I'm having a vasectomy.

karen....karen. say it with me....VA-SE-CTO-MY.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

It's a moot point. I'm having a vasectomy.

karen....karen. say it with me....VA-SE-CTO-MY.

Compromise. Say it with me. Com. Pro. Mise. What if we draw a contract nullifying you of all parental and financial obligations in the event of our split? not that we would ever divorce but thats beside the point.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Moe Moe you will NOT come for Keri Slayson, shes a vocal powerhouse.