How can you tell?

[GeorgHerbet]

How can you tell if someone's gay in public? I mean it's obvious in the bars. But out in the world it's often not.

What tricks do you use?

 

[G-Lexington]

I fuck him in the ass. If he stays hard the whole time, he's gay.

Lex

 

[HartfordGuy]

That is a classic problem. If you like masculine guys, you can't tell which ones are gay in public.

The feminine ones are easy to spot. Which is no help if you don't like fem guys.

 

[Andreus]

either that or i just walk upand grab his nuts...

if he smiles hes gay

if he hits me hes straight

if he smiles, sucks my cock, and then hits me, hes bisexual

 

[GeorgHerbet]

I fuck him in the ass. If he stays hard the whole time, he's gay.

Lex

You must also be missing many of your teeth.

 

[timnmostud]

either that or i just walk upand grab his nuts...

if he smiles hes gay

if he hits me hes straight

if he smiles, sucks my cock, and then hits me, hes bisexual

If there was a JUB Hall Of Fame, that would def have to go in there, as the first award!

 

[Marbas]

either that or i just walk upand grab his nuts...

if he smiles hes gay

if he hits me hes straight

if he smiles, sucks my cock, and then hits me, hes bisexual

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>You must also be missing many of your teeth.

They can't reach my face with their fists when they're impaled on me.

But yeah, Andreus did it better than me.

Lex

 

[Andreus]

ha

thanks guys....

im sure rrralph wont talk to me for a week though

 

[timnmostud]

ha

thanks guys....

im sure rrralph wont talk to me for a week though

He has a sense of humour! Even if he is Dutch! LOL

 

[RRRalph]

i just walk upand grab his nuts...

if he smiles hes gay

if he hits me hes straight

if he smiles, sucks my cock, and then hits me, hes bisexual

im sure rrralph wont talk to me for a week though

WHAT THE FUCK??!!
I shouldn't talk to you for a week and i should hit you (without sucking your cock), but this is extemely funny

 

[Lube]

Well, you have to remember, too, that many guys who really are gay--deep down inside--are hiding from others and/or themselves. Been there, done that.

So my theory is that if you think a guy is gay--regardless of whether he'll say that he is or not--he is.

(Note that that's different from "if you *want* a guy to be gay": just because you think he's cute doesn't mean he's gay. But if you look at each other in that "special" way, he's probably gay. The tough part is walking around the land mine of Denial.)

 

[JOHN B]

"HI, my names John, are you gay?"

 

[justsimon]

either that or i just walk upand grab his nuts...

if he smiles hes gay

if he hits me hes straight

if he smiles, sucks my cock, and then hits me, hes bisexual

Hey! I only hit you because you begged me to.

 

[ViscountLazarus]

I smirk at them.

This facial expression from me, seems to polarize people's reactions.

A straight guy (or a guy who doesn't want me), will get a shitty look on his face - his first reaction is I'm laughing at him.

A bi/gay guy, who IS interested in me, will either look down, down and away, blush, or smile back.

-shrug- It works for me. Don't think it'd work for everyone. Especially if you can't actually make half your face smile.

-Lazarus.

 

[GeorgHerbet]

I fuck him in the ass. If he stays hard the whole time, he's gay.

Lex

Me first.

 

[JOHN B]

you can usually tell by a guys eye contact. Gay men hold your gaze longer than straight guys when they look at you. Sometimes though, it's just a "vibe" you get when you talk to someone. There's a couple guys at work that I have questions about....

 

[NedNickerson]

Here's some advice from Jack on Will and Grace:

A little background first: Both Will and Grace are interested in the same man. Will thinks the guy is gay. Grace is certain he's straight. They turn to Jack for advice. What signs should they look for that will give them the answer they seek...?

JACK: What's this? A question of sexual orientation? The doctor is in.
GRACE: Oh, Jack.
WILL: No. No, Jack has the most finely tuned gaydar in the tri-state area.
JACK: Do do do--do do do ding! [POINTS AT WILL]
WILL: He can name a gay guy in one note.
JACK: Ah, yes. Many have sought my counsel on this subject. They say, "Jack is a wise man. Jack is a dangerous man. Jack is a great man." No. Jack is just a man. A man who knows men who like men. Bring to me the facts.
WILL: Ok. In his bathroom, he had 3 magazines, and one of them was Martha Stewart's Living.
GRACE: He also had Basketball Digest.
JACK: Ahh! You both make compelling points, but I believe the truth is to be found in the third magazine.
WILL and GRACE [TOGETHER]: Vanity Fair.
JACK: Unless it's Vanity Fair.
GRACE: You're right, Will. He is good.
JACK: Now, there is one question you can ask that will reveal the truth. I hesitate to share this secret with you, for it has awesome power.
GRACE: What would that question be?
JACK: [INHALES DEEPLY] Are... You... Gay?
WILL: Thank you, Homo Wan Kenobi.

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If all else fails, you can try fine tuning your "gaydar..."

 

[GeorgHerbet]

Funny. Good story.

 

[GeorgHerbet]

Strangely I spot masculine gay guys in public and bars, all the time.




Let's get something 'straight' [gay?] here guys.

Masculinity does not equate to being heterosexual, or playing sports and drinking beer.

Not at all.

Yup, agree.