How close do you look like to Santa Claus?

[JPGhost]

Are you?
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[zip48872]

I'll admit, close enough that I don't wear red this time of year.

 

[rareboy]

Young Santa or fat Las Vegas Santa?

 

[RaKroma]

If I'll put on a Santa suit, people will think I just survived a famine.

 

[unloadonme]

The North Poll?

 

[HoodedRat]

I'm old (ie, over 18 ... that's practically ancient in gay terms)...

I'm fat (by my standards, ie, I weigh more than 10 stone) ...

I have a beard (although it seems to be taking forever to turn completely white, and it's fairly short and neat) ...


Sadly, however, I do not possess a red suit trimmed in white fur, a sleigh, a team of trained reindeer, and I have neither the resources, will, nor energy to spend every Xmas Eve delivering prezzies to kiddies throughout the world.

 

[SaskGuy]

I look like Santa when he was young, thin, beardless, dark haired, and kinda geeky

 

[Alnitak]

Um... yeah. I could be an elf though

 

[MTLDude]

I have the girth and the beard of santa, but but my follicles are not white enough for me to be a true Jolly Old Saint Nick...

 

[Gentleheart]

I'm black, younger, short, with an average build.

that would be a no.

 

[backagain]

I'm bald, I'm missing the hair as well as the belly.

So a no go.

 

[72-Jay]

Not even close...

 

[Musik2400]

Nope, but my father in-law does


That's him with my hubby/mom in-law

 

[ronboy]

I've got the girth. All I would need would be the white hair and beard...

 

[TickTockMan]

I'm black, younger, short, with an average build.

that would be a no.

Sounds like a mall Santa to me.

 

[geloge]

I got the belly, I'm bearded with a growing amount of white hairs and I wear glasses (the last detail is not that important)

thinking about it I'm pretty close

 

[Kabluey]

Nope, but my father in-law does

<img src="https://forums.justusboys.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1011494"/>
That's him with my hubby/mom in-law

That's an impressive likeness

 

[JPGhost]

Young Santa or fat Las Vegas Santa?

I have no idea but TBH I always imagining you like a talking Santa here ^^, if Im right then Ima psychic

If I'll put on a Santa suit, people will think I just survived a famine.

'means?

Nope, but my father in-law does

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That's him with my hubby/mom in-law

 

[JPGhost]

The North Poll?

my bad!!..That's what happen when Im talking too fast

 

[JPGhost]

Um... yeah. I could be an elf though

Elves are the 'sluttiest' creatures for christmas