how do I ask my friend if he wants a blow job?

[thesniper]

I'm really horny and my friend brokeup with his gf.I figure he's horny as well so u think I should make a move?

 

[geep2b]

if you are close enough to have thoughts of giving him a blow job, why not put your hand on his thigh and give him a chance to let you go further. if he will let you hold his dick, you are home free.

 

[sb]

say 'do you want a blow job'

 

[suckumbopum]

I wouldn't fuck up a friendship if i were you.

 

[Corkles]

Is he a really good friend?

If he is,is his friendship worth losing for some quick head?

 

[lamb-on-easter]

you obviously think this dudes pretty good looking right? you never said if he was bi or straight. some straight guys think that recieving head from another guy isnt gay if their pitching. it makes a huge difference what he thinks. if hes close to you as a friend... why throw it away. hes horny, and so are you, but he may not want to take care of both together.

 

[Linxus87]

say 'do you want a blow job'

XD

I almost spit out my food (currently eating dinner) when I read that. It had me laughing my ass off, just because how blunt and to the point it was...

 

[drinksinme]

Just ask me.

 

[Storybook_Man]

I dont know =(. Was going to say other things but yeah

 

[cgreer]

I asked my friend and he said no.

 

[saaga07]

If you two are really good friends, it shouldn't be a big deal to say something like, "Hey man, since what's-her-name left, you've probably been really horny. Need a handjob or blowjob or something?"

If you can't say that, you're likely not close enough to ask.

 

[Giovanni]

One question. Does he swing from that vine? If so, then ask. Don't even ask him if he's straight.