How do you clean the inside of your ass?

[Basket07]

Hi guys, need you're methods of asshole/sphincter hygiene because even if i clean the inside of my ass with a well soaped finger, i can still smell a little odor of poo whenever i run my finger on my hole (*yes, the hair that was around my tight hole has been shaved).

 

[kevin23]

A bidet, about $35.00 and simple to install. I love it. Attaches to the commode makes you feel super clean down there.... You can also position yourself just right and the water goes right up the "chute" rinseing out any tidbits that may still be there. Gives very nice errections too.
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[Homoerectus]

The smell is in your ass all the time. The only time it may not smell is when you have an enema but it will return shortly. It will never smell like a bed of roses.

 

[bike10]

Use old enema bottle. Add some warm water to clean out the hole.

 

[TylerDurden222]

i wonder this too. i am very clean, i even use baby wipes to wipe my ass after shitting. i shave my hole to ensure not dingleberries get caught, but my ass always stinks! if i was it for 20 minutes in the shower, spray water up the hole, the minute i get out, if i run a finer down my crack and across (not inside) my hole, it smells like poop.

sucks

 

[CallMeHTD]

Tyler, part of the problem might be dietary. Fatty or aromatic foods can make things more pungent down there. But, like Homoerrectus said, it will never smell like a bed of roses.

 

[TylerDurden222]

Tyler, part of the problem might be dietary. Fatty or aromatic foods can make things more pungent down there. But, like Homoerrectus said, it will never smell like a bed of roses.

i eat pretty damn good. lots of fruit and vegetables, all organic, very little fatty foods. lots of fish and chicken, a salad everyday...

i guess i just have a stronger aroma...some will appreciate it

 

[bulge]

A bidet, about $35.00 and simple to install. I love it. Attaches to the commode makes you feel super clean down there.... You can also position yourself just right and the water goes right up the "chute" rinseing out any tidbits that may still be there. Gives very nice errections too.
texasbidets.com/ I have no interest, financial or other wise in this company other than being a satisfied customer
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There are fixed bidets in bathrooms in Europe. I have seen a few guys cleaning their arse before going out in such bidets, washing their dicks and shaving. Extremely hot. A guy cleaning because he is in the state of happy expectancy of THE very male visit down there is fascinatingly mesmerizing.

 

[Basket07]

i wonder this too. i am very clean, i even use baby wipes to wipe my ass after shitting. i shave my hole to ensure not dingleberries get caught, but my ass always stinks! if i was it for 20 minutes in the shower, spray water up the hole, the minute i get out, if i run a finer down my crack and across (not inside) my hole, it smells like poop.

sucks

Hey i just tried something new that eliminated the poop smell for a long temporary time. I lubed something that i could stick up my ass with soap and pushed it back and forth and it works. No smell anymore for a day! =D

 

[TylerDurden222]

Hey i just tried something new that eliminated the poop smell for a long temporary time. I lubed something that i could stick up my ass with soap and pushed it back and forth and it works. No smell anymore for a day! =D

what did you stick up there?

 

[Basket07]

what did you stick up there?

The handle of my toothbrush xD

 

[TylerDurden222]

The handle of my toothbrush xD

i think i may try one of those colon clense things. i think its good to flush it out every 30 years, ha ha.

i know some say they are bad, and i dont think its good to tamper with your body everyday, but seriously, 30 years and the pipes have never been cleaned.

 

[Lukeee]

Maybe you should get a lube that is edible with a nice taste and smell. You will be clean and even if there is a little bit of a smell the lube could mask it?

 

[hanzosword]

i wonder this too. i am very clean, i even use baby wipes to wipe my ass after shitting. i shave my hole to ensure not dingleberries get caught, but my ass always stinks! if i was it for 20 minutes in the shower, spray water up the hole, the minute i get out, if i run a finer down my crack and across (not inside) my hole, it smells like poop.

sucks

TylerDurden220, I think it only still smells when you're not finished having a bowel movement. If you are done it should be pretty empty down there and shouldn't smell after you clean it out. Just sit on the toilet a little longer and take deep breaths.

I don't mean to give you a class on how to poo (lol) but it's happened to me too only when I wasn't really finished. You could use some kind of anal douche with warm water to empty yourself and you shouldn't have a bad smell at all after cleaning with soap.

 

[AsianDream]

i eat pretty damn good. lots of fruit and vegetables, all organic, very little fatty foods. lots of fish and chicken, a salad everyday...

i guess i just have a stronger aroma...some will appreciate it

I appreciate the scent and taste of a Male ass. Should be reasonably clean for rimming - but doesn't need to be totally sanitised and odour free (and can't be anyway)

 

[AsianDream]

This is getting RIDICULOUS! It's an ASS for God's sake, not a mouth, not a vagina!!! Putting soap up your ass is a sure way to irritate the mucosal lining. It's not healthy.

I agree!

Actually - soap is no fun in your mouth either (nor good for your Vagina - for those that have one!). Basically the human body is home to hundreds of billions of bacteria (germs) which most of the time we get along with just fine.

As for the ultimate "Clean Ass" - like the ultimate clean mouth or genitals - it's not possible - and you'll do more harm than good trying to acheive this.i

 

[Basket07]

I agree!

Actually - soap is no fun in your mouth either (nor good for your Vagina - for those that have one!). Basically the human body is home to hundreds of billions of bacteria (germs) which most of the time we get along with just fine.

As for the ultimate "Clean Ass" - like the ultimate clean mouth or genitals - it's not possible - and you'll do more harm than good trying to acheive this.i

What about putting a bottle in your ass? I've read a douching article that implies pouring water in the ass with a bottle and then you jump a couple of times while retaining that water and finally you go to the toilet bowl to squirt all that water. Is it safe?

 

[CallMeHTD]

Just buy an enema bag. Make sure the water is warm, but not too hot. Soap isn't necessary to do this. You might want to wait a few hours after you've eaten before you start. I usually go slow at first, and it takes time. Eventually you hit the point where the water comes out almost clean. That's usually when I know I'm done.

 

[CallMeHTD]

Probably a little TMI for some, but here's my two cents:

Buy an enema bag. Make sure the water is warm, but not too hot. Soap isn't necessary. Wait a few hours after you've eaten to do this. I usually go slow at first, and eventually I find I can hold more and more water the emptier I get, but don't feel like you need to take on all of the water in the bag in one cleanse.

Go slow, and take your time. When the water starts coming out almost clean, I know I'm done. Allow at least few hours to pass between cleaning out and getting into some play, as this allows assurance time that all of the water is out, and it gives your ass a chance to recuperate from the expulsion of all the water. Keep yourself hydrated as you do this, and make sure you don't get carried away with too much douching.

It normally takes me a couple of hours or a bit less, going fairly slow. Once you get past the initial nastiness, the sensation of being filled with warm water can actually be quite pleasant.

 

[CallMeHTD]

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