What do you guys do to really empty your bowels efficiently (cause not everyone has an easy time pushing out the crap you know what i mean)? I drink tea, warm water or hot soup, really makes me run to the bathroom after a little while.
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How do you clean the inside of your ass?
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CallMeHTD
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Jeeez, sorry for the multiple replies. JUB was major glitching when I wrote the above, hence the two repetitive posts.
Try bran in the morning or night, it makes the works significantly less cloggy. You don't want to become constipated, so don't eat too much (a bowl of it daily should do.) Anything that acts as a laxative can really dehydrate you, so I wouldn't recommend pills or diet tea for those reasons.
Coffee works as a significant bowel mover for a lot of people.
Some people report anal irritation for the mild chemical compound found in fleet enemas.
Three things I don't like about the SHUR enema- they're pricey, they waste water and if you have the kind of shower plumbing that has erratic, fluxuating temperatures- that can be dangerous, as the SHUR enema irrigates water directly from the showerhead into your ass. Yeah, uh- ow!
A regular enema bag from the pharmacy is just as good.
Try bran in the morning or night, it makes the works significantly less cloggy. You don't want to become constipated, so don't eat too much (a bowl of it daily should do.) Anything that acts as a laxative can really dehydrate you, so I wouldn't recommend pills or diet tea for those reasons.
Coffee works as a significant bowel mover for a lot of people.
Some people report anal irritation for the mild chemical compound found in fleet enemas.
Three things I don't like about the SHUR enema- they're pricey, they waste water and if you have the kind of shower plumbing that has erratic, fluxuating temperatures- that can be dangerous, as the SHUR enema irrigates water directly from the showerhead into your ass. Yeah, uh- ow!
A regular enema bag from the pharmacy is just as good.
WIZZARD101
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well i always liked to clean out with an enema before sex. to me there is nothing worse than the smell of poop during sex
A guy I know was obsessed with trying to keep his butt clean and actually irrated the lining of his colon causing more problems and an infection
Clear water enema and a high fiber diet will keep you as clean as you are going to be.
Clear water enema and a high fiber diet will keep you as clean as you are going to be.
LOL I love the truth, It's a BUtt!
AsianDream
PISS LOVER
As to using a bottle - Glass can be quite lethal if used the wrong way - and sticking a bottle inside you is one of these.
Why not just make the best of having a normal natural smell!
AsianDream
PISS LOVER
Thats the best way! a nice wholesome natural piss enema - plus some hot tongue work!
Sorry i meant like a plastic water bottle such as Evian
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i think i'm going to use an enema today. problem is my wife wont give me a rimjob because of the smell, she'll finger and Dildo my ass all day, but i want her tongue up there.
worst of all i'm the cleanest guy i know, very little body hair, overall well groomed, never had B.O. etc, this is my only gross area...bummer
worst of all i'm the cleanest guy i know, very little body hair, overall well groomed, never had B.O. etc, this is my only gross area...bummer
Remove shower head, get temperature and flow to about half of what you'd use for a shower, squat over toilet, shove shower nozzle up bum for no more than a couple of seconds, squeeze out water, repeat until arse water is clear.
Pop shower head back on shower, take a shower, shove finger up arse to make sure arse isn't a resevoir, sniff finger and, if finger doesn't smell too bad and arse isn't leaking water everywhere, give it half an hour (to make sure things are settled)* then bend over and have some fun.
*have another douche if the bum water smells bad, but still give it half an hour to settle after.
Pop shower head back on shower, take a shower, shove finger up arse to make sure arse isn't a resevoir, sniff finger and, if finger doesn't smell too bad and arse isn't leaking water everywhere, give it half an hour (to make sure things are settled)* then bend over and have some fun.
*have another douche if the bum water smells bad, but still give it half an hour to settle after.
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Ouch!
Ouch!
I thought to myself ''Ouch'' too.. The shower nozzle isnt just a soft thing to put in your hole and it's not like you can just slide it in with ease.. it has a circular edge.
fuckmuscle52
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I eat mushrooms to keep me really regular with big complete dumps assured.
ok here is mine 2 cents. i am warning u this mite get real graphic and disturbing but i dont have a fetish that aint. this topic happens to bring me mention of my nastiest fetish. if and only if a guy is cute, and his shit dont smell too too bad, i would love to suck him off while he shits, after he is done i would turn him around using my scrotom i would wipe his ass, then stick my dick up his hole so his shit could be on my dick.then i mite piss in him. if that aint weird i dont know wat is but thats just my fetish and feelings. so if ur are mister i want to know how to clean my ass, u wouldnt have to worry about that with me
scotmac1964
Virgin
there are products that i have used to clean your ass,ie douches,a water bottle with a tube attatched that you insert and squirt warmish water into your lower bowel and excrete,you do this 2,3 or more times then you know you are as clean as you think you may need to pursue trouble free shagging!cost a few pounds/dollars through sex sites,made of rubber and as long as you keep the douche clean afterwards should allow trouble free sex,go for it dudes!!
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This is what I use. Afterwards, a good wash using a washcloth, and I'm good to go.
No wonder i keep smelling things and other people from here say they can't smell things.
I am right after all .......
I recently tried a douche and it cleans the ass nicely. But right after that, i have an immense feeling of shitting, and it's not like the regular need to shit : seriously, its like eating laxatives and then having to struggle with disturbing feelings..