How Do You Pee?

[mike_n_herrin]

it's about 50/50 for me but i picked sitting. in public i always sit. at home i usually stand. but i'm not home as much as i'm out so that's why i went with sitting.

 

[JustWes]

I stand when I do the #1.

 

[Jory]

In a toilet or in a urinal

 

[LilBit]

There's no option for "in my pants."

 

[hotdog1846]

I like to try and fill the toilet bowl with foamy bubbles, and aim such that foam is maximized. I like the sound of the flush when all that foam sloshes together toward the end ... it kind of softens the splashing and gurgling sounds of the toilet flush.

I also used to flush and start peeing at the same time, and race the toilet to see who finishes first. I always lose that contest now that I'm middle-aged, though.

Sucks to get old.

 

[martin6]

Well first I make you open your mouth...



eeeeeew

 

[LoveIsNow]

Well first I make you open your mouth...

eeeeeew

::Gets in car and starts for St. Augustine::

Generally standing up, though if I'm texting or really into a book at the particular time I have to use the toilet, I'll sit down.

Very glad to hear I'm not the only one bringing books in to pee with.

I pee standing up but i always miss! The most annoying thing which happens rarely but still, is when 2 urine paths come out of my dick, and i admit, it goes on my clothes sometimes as well as the floor....
Maybe i should just sit down lol.

You know what, never mind...

 

[Kulindahr]

Forward.

I usually pee forward.

 

[cocktales]

My guy and I made a deal...........

We will both sit to pee, especially in the A.M. when we have morning wood and you know how that goes when you try to aim and piss goes everywhere????

We're just tired of cleaning up pee in the bathroom, etc; so it's much easier to just sit and then NO more bad aims!

 

[NoStarDies]

I do it standing...
Unless of course Im already sitting, while dropping the kids off at the pool, in which case, I just stick it in the bowl and let loose.

 

[Swellegant]

I have a rule that has served me well all my life: never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down. If there was a hygienic and socially acceptable option for peeing lying down, I would do it.

I also have never understood the whole "I'm a man so I must pee standing up" thing... now, I am certainly glad of the ability to stand, especially in a particularly filthy public restroom or when driving in the country; but how is it unmanly to have a seat, relax, read a few lines of magazine, and give your asshole a bit of air while you're at it?

And besides, no matter how good your aim, when you pee into a bowl of water from a distance (and for 6'3" me, it's a good long distance), there's going to be backsplash. Closer to the bowl, no splash (that's why you don't get piss all over you when you use the urinal). Less splash not only means less mopping, it also means fewer microbes floating around in the air...pee is a waste product, you don't need to be breathing it back in.

So drop trou and pop a squat, boys: it's good for you!

 

[Lukeee]

Fun game to play with a boyfriend :

Piss together and try and makes your streams cross.

 

[RoadBike]

In public restrooms I stand, but at home I always sit as I find it more comfortable and it doesn't sound like a fucking water fountain to everyone right outside the bathroom door when I'm pissing. I don't get the whole "it's manly to pee standing up" thing.

It always makes me laugh when a guy pees so loudly that everyone outside the bathroom hears it. And the guys who leave the bathroom door open with other people around are the funniest. I had a roommate once who used to always stand to pee with the door open no matter who was there. For some reason, I'm shy about making pee noise. I'm sure that I was trained to stand to pee at a toilet, but can only remember sitting from the time I was a little kid. I always loved urinals that made it easy to pee standing. All homes should have one. The past few years, I've experimented with peeing while standing at home just to switch it up. It's fun, but I still haven't done it when I have visitors because of the noise. The downside is the backsplash. It goes all over the toilet, the back of the toilet seat, and the floor. It definitely makes the bathroom smell, so I have to clean the area every time I stand. Sitting to pee keeps the bathroom cleaner.

 

[boxerdudeuk]

i walk like a man
fuck like a man
and pee like a man

answer your question??

i agree. didn't know there was any other way. lol

 

[just_mills]

Standing..