How do you SEE the interplay in CEP???

[texpatriot]

I often think of CE&P when I hear this song:

 

[texpatriot]

But not really!

Am I the only who noticed that the only "Chick" in that Kenny Chesney video doesn't really have any "tits?"

...and that she's the ONLY "chick" in that video?

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

 

[texpatriot]

I done did my hair and ever thing!!!! Still wearing my bowling shoes....

The last time I checked, I've haven't heard that you've turned your home into a BAR!

 

[JayHawk]

 

[ChickenGuy]

Hey!

Don't tempt me with a good time.

I never had the privilege of meeting Lefty, but he was always kind to me.

FrankFrank has always been frank, and what's there not to love about that?

The "interplay" here should be like a Kenny Chesney video:

I damned sure wood!

Hmm, that music video is setting off my gaydar, it seems all a little homoerotic. Plus no girls to be seen.

Had to look up who Kenny Chesney was. It says he's a very famous country singer. I know completely and utterly nothing about that style of American music, not my thing, lol.

But that guy looks.... *puts on accent* ....miiiighty fiiiine, y'all!

No doubt I'll be fighting JayQueer for him.

 

[cm98059]

There are several things going on in CE&P. We have several factions at play here.

Group #1:

Group #2:

Group #3:

and Finally, Group #4:

 

[cm98059]

Sorry, I completely forgot to mention group #5:

 

[JayHawk]

Quite So CM, Quite so ....

 

[texpatriot]

Isn't Hyman Jewish?

There are a lot of guys who need their "poop shoot" cleaned out here.

I have a friend who kicked dudes out of his bed, and house for leaving shit on his dick.

 

[JayHawk]

Isn't Hyman Jewish?

There are a lot of guys who need their "poop shoot" cleaned out here.

I have a friend who kicked dudes out of his bed, and house for leaving shit on his dick.

Durty whores is unacceptable. A good boy knows to keep that hole hosed down.

 

[texpatriot]

Durty whores is unacceptable. A good boy knows to keep that hole hosed down.

Yeah, I need to call her to figure out to use one of these:

I was thinking about starting a thread in this forum to ask how, but lord only knows...

So figure I'll make the call, and go straight to the source.

I've got a date next week, and if he wants to get "frisky" with my b-hole, I want to be clean down there.

 

[texpatriot]

OH!

Happy Birthday you cum-guzzling-penis-leach-daddy!

'I'm not gay, I'm just wearing your hat.'

 

[JayHawk]

I've got a date next week, and if he wants to get "frisky" with my b-hole, I want to be clean down there.

I dont know how hung he is but so you will be totally prepared here is a large volume enema so you can clean the entire thing.....

"Remember you can use a chair, a door knob, or a shower curtain."

OH!

Happy Birthday you cum-guzzling-penis-leach-daddy!


'I'm not gay, I'm just wearing your hat.'

Gimme my hat back... and shoosh... I call it my anniversary of 29.

 

[JayHawk]

While the video is meant to be funny... there are good tips.... lie on your right side, left knee higher up, push a little bit of fluid in at a time, don't be impatient. The slower you put it in, the longer it will stay in and the longer it stays then the better it cleans. Do so a couple of hours before you ever intend on anything happening. Your B-hole will stay clean for half a day at least so don't sweat that. However, if he does decide to play and you have a pocket of water... well it aint like the water park....

 

[texpatriot]

While the video is meant to be funny... there are good tips.... lie on your right side, left knee higher up, push a little bit of fluid in at a time, don't be impatient.

This didn't make sense to me, so I decided to try this standing up.

Fortunately the bulb was more than 2/3rds full of warm water.

The other third was nothing but air, and I thought my gut might explode as I was squeezing it to get the warm water in!

I felt like I had to fart, and was amazed to discover that I've been walking around with a "dirty ass."

The slower you put it in, the longer it will stay in...

That's been my experience with most all things inserted into my butt, but...

...and the longer it stays then the better it cleans.

Yeah, after the initial shock of making myself want to fart, I decided to flip the bulb where the "air" was on the opposite side of the "nozzle."

Much Better!

Do so a couple of hours before you ever intend on anything happening. Your B-hole will stay clean for half a day at least so don't sweat that. However, if he does decide to play and you have a pocket of water... well it aint like the water park....

I'm already thinking about "other" types of liquids that I squeeze up there.

This shit (pardon the pun) is fun!

~

Oh...and to keep up with the theme of this thread, many who post here are full of shit, and have never once expressed the desire to expel any of it.

 

[texpatriot]

'My Momma's on your mitts.'

Mitts?

My bum is on your LIPS!

Those are the lyrics, and are meant to incite rage, and invective against the person that they're directed toward.

You're kissing / eating my ass!

You turn 50 this year, and with any luck my fat cock might earn us enough to pay for a "helper" for you.

Don't make me go all Baby Jane on your ass:

~

Isn't this fun?

But back to topic:

The Slag is "queer

" for some Slim Shady.

You'd think that she'd make "anal hygiene" a part of her Personal Training.

If the whole idea is to make oneself more physically "fuck-able" you'd also learn how to clean your ass.

Perhaps that will be my Christmas Present to her this year...a comment card.

See?

That's what we should be doing in this forum; helping each other to be better human beings.

 

[cm98059]

I am beginning to recognize a sixth group in CE&P:

 

[JayHawk]

 

[cm98059]

On further study of some of the groups inhabiting CE&P, I have identifier=ed a couple of sub groups with in the community, there are:

AND: