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That their baby is an ugly hairy monster? Seriously is her daughter's father a werewolf? My Sunday school teacher once gave me some sage advice that technically doesn't break the thou shalt not lie rule. Instead of commenting on how cute the baby is, a blatant lie, just say "Wow! That's some baby you got there."
 
Just shut your pie hole , you aren't all that . I bet a lot of people kept mum on what they thought about your looks. Learn do the same.
 
I found the best thing to say is a low-pitched "awwwwww". Parents always think it means "awwww, what an adorable baby" but it can also mean " awwwww, what a shame you ended up with this...thing."

Lex
 
I feel like I heard a comedian utter the exact same thing, verbatim.
 
Personally, I never saw a baby I thought was ugly. There is just something beautiful about all of them.
Remember this old saying: ugly at the cradle, beautiful at the table. Some of the most beautiful adults start out life looking like
little chimpanzees.

You say nothing unkind.
 
There are not many things in life I would give the OK for by not being truthful but you lie through your teeth. Period.
 
1 a faith ins huamn ape speices figa out obvious ttis century
_ha_

anyway


thankyou
 
I'm sure they know. Hirsutism is a sign of other things but not itself harmful.
 
sixthson said:
Personally, I never saw a baby I thought was ugly.
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Opposite for me. I rarely see a baby that I find cute or adorable or whatever else. They just look like larger zygotes to me. I'm assuming I just am missing that part of the brain that finds babies adorable, and nurtures the parental instinct.

Or, to put it more succinctly, I'll just quote a friend of mine. "You, Lex, are a monster." Couldn't agree more. :)

You say nothing unkind.
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I abide by this, though.

Lex
 
G-Lexington said:
Opposite for me. I rarely see a baby that I find cute or adorable or whatever else. They just look like larger zygotes to me. I'm assuming I just am missing that part of the brain that finds babies adorable, and nurtures the parental instinct.

Or, to put it more succinctly, I'll just quote a friend of mine. "You, Lex, are a monster." Couldn't agree more. :)
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Same here. The only baby I find even halfway cute is my nephew, but it's sort of different when it's family. I still get really grossed out by the constant expulsion of bodily fluids, though. :lol:
 
"Aaaaaaww, weeeeellll, lookit the little ole baby....ain't it..... a baby....awwwwwwwwwww....lil ole baby....."

I'm Southern. You can also get creative.

"Well, Bless her lil ole heart."

"um, um, um" [you have to be black or Southern to know what sound I mean here, possibly you need to be both it's like a passionate: ung, ung, ung, but without fully realizing the terminal "g"]
 
Very rarely do I see an ugly baby. When I'm around a baby I don't say anything at all, cute or ugly. I'll play him him/her for a minute and move on.
 
Just say, "Hi [name]!" and pat its cheek. That's enough. The parents don't need really your opinion; they have their own.
 
LOL, I've wondered the same thing myself on occasion. I have a friend who's gorgeous, his wife is beautiful, and the baby looks like an extra on _The Munsters_.

"Awww, how adorable!" is the polite reply.

"Why didn't you consider an abortion?" is what I'm thinking...
 
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