Breaking News How do you wash your Arse with this handheld Bidet

[Telstra]

without water missing the toilet bowl ??

 

[Cormac135]

It must be filthy if you need that huge a gadget.

 

[LittleDove]

Don't know for sure, but from taking a quick glance at the set-up, I'd guess that you begin by pointing the nozzle in the general direction of your arse.

 

[Vannie]

Is it stuffed cabbage night?

 

[pat grimshaw]

Do you face the cistern or away from the cistern?

 

[Cormac135]

You'd be better off with a hot flannel Telly, far cheaper as well.

 

[Kahaih]

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That’s tapped into the cold water line!

That’d certainly wake you up in the morning.

 

[Telstra]

That’s tapped into the cold water line!

That’d certainly wake you up in the morning.

lol, i'm sure it is impossible to wash ass hole with that on that toilet bowl.
I was thinking for a different use. Washing toilet bowl with bidet without a toilet brush or rarely use toilet brush.

 

[jbrown329]

Buy a shower shot.

 

[bedbugy]

its called a bum spray
here in thailand in every bath room
you use it like a gun point it at arse hole to spray away shit best thing ever does away with shit paper and skid marks on underpants
also if you hold close to arse hole and spay inside arse cleans ready for a good clean fuck

 

[zoltanspawn]

They work better with squat style toilets, obviously.

 

[SaskGuy]

That probably would make a mess. Just use the shower. haha

 

[yhtang]

its called a bum spray
here in thailand in every bath room
you use it like a gun point it at arse hole to spray away shit best thing ever does away with shit paper and skid marks on underpants
also if you hold close to arse hole and spay inside arse cleans ready for a good clean fuck

Totally agree. It is quite common in South East Asia.

I use this device to keep my ass clean. I do not ever have skid marks in my undies. Skid marks are caused by shit that remained around the anus rubbing against the material of the underwear. I never understand the attraction of skid marks in undies. To me, it is a sign that that person has failed to keep himself clean. But then or course, each to his own.

After cleaning my ass with a spray of water from such a device, I use toilet paper to dry my bottom before I dress myself.

Some would ask, "How do you know where to spray?" Well, I can very successfully aim a spoonful of food into my mouth even in the dark. By the same reasoning, I know exactly where my anus is.

 

[Pierresro]

We live in Valencia, SPain every bathroom has a toilet and a Bidet.

 

[Telstra]

We live in Valencia, SPain every bathroom has a toilet and a Bidet.

Is it like in the diagram above ?
If yes, how do you use it to avoid water missing the toilet bowl.

 

[MakeDigitalLove]

Stop being concerned with other peoples dirty asses.

 

[Telstra]

Stop being concerned with other peoples dirty asses.

I want to know how am i going to wash my ass with that diagram posted.
Another useless post from you !!!

 

[MakeDigitalLove]

So you are in the market of getting this bidet?

 

[Vannie]

Is this pretty much a garden hose?

 

[Kahaih]

Is this pretty much a garden hose?

Did you swallow a watermelon seed?

I think you should ask your doctor if you should be growing things down there.