Breaking News How do you wash your Arse with this handheld Bidet

[pat grimshaw]

...I think you should ask your doctor if you should be growing things down there.

Anal worms are freaky. They can grow to 13mm.

 

[Vannie]

Did you swallow a watermelon seed?

How dare you assume I eat watermelon!

 

[KaraBulut]

How dare you assume I eat watermelon!

Is there something else that you're doing with watermelon?

 

[Vannie]

Is there something else that you're doing with watermelon?

I prefer a nice crenshaw.Not as sticky

 

[jbrown329]

How dare you assume I eat watermelon!

You're not supposed to swallow the thing whole.

 

[star-warrior]

Some would ask, "How do you know where to spray?" Well, I can very successfully aim a spoonful of food into my mouth even in the dark. By the same reasoning, I know exactly where my anus is.

Lol. I am reminded of the often quoted phrase on JUB, "Don't shit where you eat...."

 

[star-warrior]

Anal worms are freaky. They can grow to 13mm.

Your life experiences are interesting.

 

[star-warrior]

How dare you assume I eat watermelon!

So you do have a butt plug for those cabbage induced mishaps!

 

[yhtang]

I want to know how am i going to wash my ass with that diagram posted.

The diagram shows a sprayer. The sprayer contains a control, as you squeeze the sprayer, you depress the control, and the sprayer sprays out a jet of water. How strong the jet of water is will depend on how hard you squeeze the sprayer. That is how you control the jet spray.

When it is time to use the sprayer, what I do is to shift my body weight to one side - in the case of the diagram, my left, so that my weight is supported by my left buttock. This allows my to tilt my pelvis so as to allow my right buttock to rise, creating a gap between the toilet seat any my body. Holding the sprayer with my right hand (in the diagram, the sprayer is positioned for right hand use) I slip to sprayer between the toilet seat and my bottom.

This positioned, you would aim the sprayer at your anus - I know you can't see your ass when you are seated, but the spray of the water will allow you to know whether you are shooting at your balls or your anus - gently squeeze the sprayer and water will shoot out.

Shoot the water at your anus and clean away.

This device is a blessing if you have had very hot curry and the burn continued upon its exit!

If you have the runs, the water wash is also kinder to your skin as opposed to continued rubbing of toilet paper on my ass.

Hope this is not too graphic, and hope this helps.

 

[KaraBulut]

I prefer a nice crenshaw.Not as sticky

Ben wa crenshaw?

...Hope this is not too graphic, and hope this helps.

What I want to know is how do you wash the sprayer after it's been used for a while?

 

[jbrown329]

This device is a blessing if you have had very hot curry and the burn continued upon its exit!

If you have the runs, the water wash is also kinder to your skin as opposed to continued rubbing of toilet paper on my ass.

I don't eat curry or hot peppers so I don't have that problem. As for the runs (my grandma called them the backhouse trots), I suppose it would be better. But I live in an apartment and they'd have an absolute fit and probably evict me were I to install one. Besides, I don't like ice cold water spraying on my asshole.

Ben wa crenshaw?

Better use plenty of lube!

 

[yhtang]

What I want to know is how do you wash the sprayer after it's been used for a while?

I don't know how others use it, but I do not stick the sprayer tight up against my ass. I leave a bit of a distance. The sprayer sprays water, and the water washes off everything, including any shit that may have landed on the sprayer.

The same way you do not use another piece of soap to wash clean the cake of soap you used to clean your ass when you took your shower, the water from the sprayer just washes everything off - there is no need to wash the sprayer separately.

Hope this helps.

 

[Telstra]

The diagram shows a sprayer. The sprayer contains a control, as you squeeze the sprayer, you depress the control, and the sprayer sprays out a jet of water. How strong the jet of water is will depend on how hard you squeeze the sprayer. That is how you control the jet spray.

When it is time to use the sprayer, what I do is to shift my body weight to one side - in the case of the diagram, my left, so that my weight is supported by my left buttock. This allows my to tilt my pelvis so as to allow my right buttock to rise, creating a gap between the toilet seat any my body. Holding the sprayer with my right hand (in the diagram, the sprayer is positioned for right hand use) I slip to sprayer between the toilet seat and my bottom.

This positioned, you would aim the sprayer at your anus - I know you can't see your ass when you are seated, but the spray of the water will allow you to know whether you are shooting at your balls or your anus - gently squeeze the sprayer and water will shoot out.

Shoot the water at your anus and clean away.

This device is a blessing if you have had very hot curry and the burn continued upon its exit!

If you have the runs, the water wash is also kinder to your skin as opposed to continued rubbing of toilet paper on my ass.

Hope this is not too graphic, and hope this helps.

I can imagine water mixed with poo/shit dripping down the legs and make a mess with this setup.

Swat toilet should be introduced and "western toilet" should be banned because it is not good for the back and hip and the poo still stuck in the poo cavity more than the swat toilet.

 

[Telstra]

Ben wa crenshaw?


What I want to know is how do you wash the sprayer after it's been used for a while?

Dip in that toilet bowl? yucky yucky ...

 

[jbrown329]

I can imagine water mixed with poo/shit dripping down the legs and make a mess with this setup.

Swat toilet should be introduced and "western toilet" should be banned because it is not good for the back and hip and the poo still stuck in the poo cavity more than the swat toilet.

Were I to use a squat toilet, there had better be somebody there to help me get back up.

BTW, what's a swat toilet? Is that one that the S.W.A.T. team would use?

 

[Telstra]

Were I to use a squat toilet, there had better be somebody there to help me get back up.

BTW, what's a swat toilet? Is that one that the S.W.A.T. team would use?

let me spell properly
Squat toilet ...

 

[KaraBulut]

BTW, what's a swat toilet?

 

[yhtang]

I can imagine water mixed with poo/shit dripping down the legs and make a mess with this setup.

Only if you use this devise standing up.

The water never ran down my legs when I use it. The shitty water just runs off from my bottom and falls into the toilet bowl.

I have used both squat toilets and seat toilets.

 

[luckynumbah7]

Buy a shower shot.

You can have a lot of fun with those when they're attached to a shower.

 

[jbrown329]

You can have a lot of fun with those when they're attached to a shower.

I bought 1. Haven't hooked it up yet. I need extra washers and ordered some. They'll be here in a few days. I also had to buy a Flow Control Valve because the shower is either full blast or off.