Stop being concerned with other peoples dirty asses.
As a top I'm very concerned with other people's dirty asses! Also tried these bidets and they work fantastic
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Stop being concerned with other peoples dirty asses.
Is there something else that you're doing with watermelon?
You ain't even getting close to my ass with a watermelon.Wait, you mean in order to be gay you DONT have to shove a watermelon up your ass? Damnit, I was lied to by my first fuck, the bastard!

That was a very unsafe thing to tell you do. He was a bastard. You're supposed to use a 2 liter Coke bottle- it has a handle for easy removal and insertion and it even comes in a ribbed model.Wait, you mean in order to be gay you DONT have to shove a watermelon up your ass? Damnit, I was lied to by my first fuck, the bastard!
There's video out there of a guy doing just that.That was a very unsafe thing to tell you do. He was a bastard. You're supposed to use a 2 liter Coke bottle- it has a handle for easy removal and insertion and it even comes in a ribbed model.
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Is this pretty much a garden hose?
Ben wa crenshaw?
Better use plenty of lube!![]()
You ain't even getting close to my ass with a watermelon.![]()

I bought 1. Haven't hooked it up yet. I need extra washers and ordered some. They'll be here in a few days. I also had to buy a Flow Control Valve because the shower is either full blast or off.
So, you're porking watermelons now?<snip>
For the record....I'm the man in the "watermelon/man" relationship![]()
You are absolutely right.Way too large for your hiney. I will send you a nice pineapple![]()
Our bathroom shower has a nice massage head with a 6 foot hose.If I wanted,the shower hose can easily reach my ass while sitting on the bowl.The toilet is less than 24 inches from the shower floor.I however find the idea of a bidet a bit strange,and for me more trouble than it's worth.I find it much easier to hop in the shower and scrub my ass,as often as needed.
For the record....I'm the man in the "watermelon/man" relationship![]()
You are absolutely right.Way too large for your hiney. I will send you a nice pineapple![]()
