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Breaking News How do you wash your Arse with this handheld Bidet

This always works for me.

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Is there something else that you're doing with watermelon?

Wait, you mean in order to be gay you DONT have to shove a watermelon up your ass? Damnit, I was lied to by my first fuck, the bastard!
 
Wait, you mean in order to be gay you DONT have to shove a watermelon up your ass? Damnit, I was lied to by my first fuck, the bastard!
That was a very unsafe thing to tell you do. He was a bastard. You're supposed to use a 2 liter Coke bottle- it has a handle for easy removal and insertion and it even comes in a ribbed model.
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mmmmmmm ribbed for extra pleasure.
 
That was a very unsafe thing to tell you do. He was a bastard. You're supposed to use a 2 liter Coke bottle- it has a handle for easy removal and insertion and it even comes in a ribbed model.
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There's video out there of a guy doing just that. :eek:
 
Is this pretty much a garden hose?

Our bathroom shower has a nice massage head with a 6 foot hose.If I wanted,the shower hose can easily reach my ass while sitting on the bowl.The toilet is less than 24 inches from the shower floor.I however find the idea of a bidet a bit strange,and for me more trouble than it's worth.I find it much easier to hop in the shower and scrub my ass,as often as needed.

Ben wa crenshaw?

Better use plenty of lube! :rotflmao:

For the record....I'm the man in the "watermelon/man" relationship [-X

You ain't even getting close to my ass with a watermelon. [-X

You are absolutely right.Way too large for your hiney. I will send you a nice pineapple (*@*)
 
I bought 1. Haven't hooked it up yet. I need extra washers and ordered some. They'll be here in a few days. I also had to buy a Flow Control Valve because the shower is either full blast or off.

I've got one in the amazon cart. I do wish our hot water was a little less....scalding and forceful. Damn near impossible to get a chill water flow in that shower.
 
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For the record....I'm the man in the "watermelon/man" relationship [-X

You are absolutely right.Way too large for your hiney. I will send you a nice pineapple (*@*)
So, you're porking watermelons now? :lol: I don't want a pineapple. A large speculum will do just fine thank you. :mrgreen:
 
Our bathroom shower has a nice massage head with a 6 foot hose.If I wanted,the shower hose can easily reach my ass while sitting on the bowl.The toilet is less than 24 inches from the shower floor.I however find the idea of a bidet a bit strange,and for me more trouble than it's worth.I find it much easier to hop in the shower and scrub my ass,as often as needed.





For the record....I'm the man in the "watermelon/man" relationship [-X



You are absolutely right.Way too large for your hiney. I will send you a nice pineapple (*@*)

What? No cabbage?????

Say it isn't so!!!!
 
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