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How Fuckable Are You?

But I answered honestly. If you don't believe me here is my score sheet

When you go to the bar, you are eyed by lots of hotties.
Answer: False
Explanation: I've been to a bar, a bear bar! AH! a bear bar where mostly hairy men go to. Well I went to it, and not a single eye had looked upon me.

Your bedroom is decked out with a superior sound system, silk sheets and is totally imaculate.

Answer: False
Explanation: I might have a nice sound system but silk sheets and it being totally imaculate not really.

You would say that you get laid more than average.
Answer: False
Explanation: I've never been laid in my life so I wouldn't say true that would be lying.

Someone has gone out with your friend in order to get closer to you.

Answer: False
Explanation: Nope, nobody has even gone out with my friends in order to be closer to me.

It's friday night. You have a date.
Answer: False
Explanation: Every Friday night I sit in my room, nobody has asked me out on a date yet.

You know you're hot.
Answer: False
Explanation: Not even in the same category as the word "HOT"

You have gone out with someone older than yourself.
Answer: True
Explanation: I've gone out with friends who are older than me.

You consider yourself a skilled lover.
Answer: False
Explanation: Never made love to anyone in my life!

You get hit on/ asked out more often than you do the asking.
Answer: False
Explanation: Nope, Internet doesn't count.

You take pride in your appearence and always keep yourself extremely well groomed.

Answer: False
Explanation: I'm not well groomed, being well groomed is shaving one's pubes so they won't become a wild jungle.

You tend to attract all kinds of different people.
Answer: False
Explanation: Not at all.

These results give me this percentage.

[SIZE=+3]You are 9% fuckable![/SIZE]

Yeah it's still the same might of dropped from last time using it.
 
I'm about as fuckable as a cactus.

cactus_0210.jpg


I guess it's a good thing there are men out there who will fuck anything. I haven't met any of them yet, but it's comforting to know they're somewhere out there.

(The quiz said I was 9% fuckable, probably because they couldn't calculate a zero.)
 
passes the vodka bottle to interesting.

"Have a drink. It helps with the pain lad! Oh were having a 9% party in the back of the room. Come join us."

*take the vodka*

Thank you, I guess at least the party with the 9% will enlighten me and well at least we can all fuck each other here.
 
64% but the guy sitting behind me says I'm 100% fuckable ;)
 
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