How horny ... ?

[looseliam]

so liam,

prayer- no sex

dead- no sex

translation- if your dead you have no prayer of sex...yes?

well, we aren't dead yet and it isn't sundat, SO ???

Sooo drop your pants Sir. William, I cannot wait til lunchtime!

 

[xyboyms]

I'm always thinking about it........

 

[RationalLunacy]

My brain still thinks in horny mode, but it no longer computes with my penis. Not often, anyway.

But I still give a helluva blow job!

 

[Theyoungman]

I'd rather not be horny because it makes me want to do things I don't want to do.

 

[BrandonSBCA]

I have yet to find out what horny means.

 

[Pringle]

anyone get hornier as they get older. everyone says 25 year olds aren't as horny as 18 year olds. well, i turn 25 here in a few months, and i think im just as if not more horny than when i was 18.

I'm 25 and I m not as horny as when I was 18. I can now manage almost a whole minute without thinking rude thoughts as oppose to every 10 seconds.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I have yet to find out what horny means.

Horny:

 

[Nonimus]

Horny:

I'm so horny I could shag a horse!

 

[MidnightPrism]

I'm horny most of the time

 

[RationalLunacy]

I'm so horny I could shag a horse!

Hello....I'm Mr. Ed

 

[Nonimus]

Hello....I'm Mr. Ed

What's the odds on that?

 

[RationalLunacy]

What's the odds on that?

A bag of Quaker Oats.

 

[mabby7]

horny

definition:
Vulgar Slang.
Desirous of sexual activity.
Sexually aroused.

hmm i guess most men are somewhat like that ...

 

[doctorsun]

I wouldn't say I'm ALWAYS horny, but quite frequently, yes, I am. Most of the day, at least.

 

[Diodorus]

i still regularly jack of 4 to 6 times a day.

I would say you qualify as a pretty good definition of horny Shahmask.

I've become more like the moon waxing and waning with my peak around full moon, that's when I'm horniest. The rest of the time I'm just greatly interested..

 

[mattyboi_aus]

I'm always horny! Kinda like shahmask, I still also jack 4 to 6 times a day, sometimes more!!

 

[shahmask]

thank god there is another one of me out there. o, wait, mattyboi_aus, you're only 19. tell me how u are in 5 years.

yeah...more...id masterbate 6 times a day very often but hadn't done more than that. i have done 7 within the past few months though. i don't think i can do more than that. i don't have the time. maybe ill try one day that i have the day all to myself. i could probably do 10 if there were such a day.

 

[mabby7]

thank god there is another one of me out there. o, wait, mattyboi_aus, you're only 19. tell me how u are in 5 years.

yeah...more...id masterbate 6 times a day very often but hadn't done more than that. i have done 7 within the past few months though. i don't think i can do more than that. i don't have the time. maybe ill try one day that i have the day all to myself. i could probably do 10 if there were such a day.

10 per day wouldn't your thingy hurt ... lolz ... and where do you find the time? hehe ...

 

[gmoney]

I might not spring unexpected boners anymore, but I think my sex drive is just as strong as it was in my 20's. Maybe I've just learned to have more control over it now.

 

[Kyanimal]

My "Inner Guy" ("Animal") thinks he's still 25! Unfortunately, my "Outer Guy" has progressed far beyond that age! So ... the Thoughts are still stirring, but the Flesh no longer responds as eagerly as it used to!

How does that Country Song go? ... I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm still good, ONCE, as I ever was!

Keep smilin'!!
Chaz