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How many balls do you have?

Well, I have 2 in the sack, 2 in the head, and trying for 2 in the um.....nevermind!!oops!
 
However, for the record, in actuality, I myself, Mr. H.Rat, have the usually complement of two perfectly formed, generously sized, somewhat pendulous testicles; no more, no less. :D

'Priest's baws', as we affectionately call them in these here parts :p

Not yours specifically, Mr. H, just in case you wondered :wink:
 
You may need to read the whole thread for clarity. But I'm far too drunk to even remember what thread it was or what it was all about.

However, for the record, in actuality, I myself, Mr. H.Rat, have the usually complement of two perfectly formed, generously sized, somewhat pendulous testicles; no more, no less. :D

as all mr rats often are;)
 
I really don't have the waist to be able to carry off such an item of apparel with the necessary aplomb.

Oh lord! Now he's claiming each one is the size of 'a plum'! Too many Stellas doesn't help with the spelling, I know hon. Another hour, a few more Stellas and they will be "avocados"

Shameless self promotion...Plums indeed!
 
I have one, but it got stuck in the guttering in 1994 and has stayed there ever since. :(
 
I have one, but it got stuck in the guttering in 1994 and has stayed there ever since. :(

I know what you mean. The neighbours kids are always getting their balls in my guttering and wanting me to fish them out. If you don't pull them out things can get really backed-up. You can some nasty blockages if they work their way into your down-pipe and then you have crud overflowing all over the place.:p
 
i have two fully functional and formed eggs in the sack
 
I've got two very big, very heavy and smooth balls. One is 16 pounds, the other is 14. Granted they're both bowling balls. But they do have their own sack. ;)

Outside of that, I do have two fully functional balls swinging to and fro.
 
I've got two very big, very heavy and smooth balls. One is 16 pounds, the other is 14. Granted they're both bowling balls. But they do have their own sack. ;)

Outside of that, I do have two fully functional balls swinging to and fro.

WOOOF WOOOOF WOOOOOOOOOOF
 
Ok, Just wondering , how do you know? I mean, I think mine function "fully" but hell, I could be shooting blanks. :confused:

It's funny that you would quote both Dreu and I as we plan to make beautiful babies together. I'd say we have a 50/50 chance that one of us is loaded for bear. ;)
 
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