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1972 Battle Wagon (Volvo 145E, Sea Green, Color No. 103), VIN1456343-109952, still miss it (yes, I memorized the VIN #) 
1989 Mexican Mazda (Mercury Tracer), Red
1991 Eagle Talon TSI, Black Cherry with defective brakes, fun car till it got wrecked...stupid deer
1991 Ford Ranger, Red, drove it 2 years until every single fluid known to man leaked
1989 Plymouth Voyager, died an excruciating rusty death
1991 Plymouth Voyager, in the driveway in Michigan with a flat tire and a dead battery
1989 Plymouth POS aka Reliant, Grandma's car, only goes 65 MPH with a good tailwind, only has 70K miles right now
God, I need something from this frigging century!
So seven total.
1989 Mexican Mazda (Mercury Tracer), Red
1991 Eagle Talon TSI, Black Cherry with defective brakes, fun car till it got wrecked...stupid deer

1991 Ford Ranger, Red, drove it 2 years until every single fluid known to man leaked
1989 Plymouth Voyager, died an excruciating rusty death
1991 Plymouth Voyager, in the driveway in Michigan with a flat tire and a dead battery
1989 Plymouth POS aka Reliant, Grandma's car, only goes 65 MPH with a good tailwind, only has 70K miles right now
God, I need something from this frigging century!
So seven total.


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